Blondey 🔪

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bloop bloop. i am fish

[Blondey 🔪 @BlondeyBae]

MAYBE THE REASON IM SO DUMB AND FORGETFUL IS BC I STOPPED EATING SMARTIES.

[sof @cordimples]

Megumi standing on that lamppost with maximum smugness like “yeah, watch what my man can do” while Yuuji hurls an entire sedan with his bare hands lives in my head rent free

[Blondey 🔪 @BlondeyBae]

I yearn to roam a shopping area, i hate that there's nothing close by to walk to 😔

[Blake Carpenter @BCarpenterBooks]

“The toddler’s solo journey [of half a mile] was captured on home security cameras”

Well that sentence isn’t horrifying or anything

[teobeo⁴⁷ has vgen comms open @mikiiteo]

the funniest bit of fanservice to me was zuko progressively getting more and more shirtless towards the end

[daev💫 @itfsies]

“I swear on my life”
“Itadori you're
suicidal. Swear
on something else”
“On your life”
“Im suicidal too”

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[turbomander @turbomander]

if you’re ever feeling down, just remember: without u and me, hamburger would just be habrgr

[witch hat dia ✧☾ @kiyodia]

#letsgetnaked

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[sal💞 stellaron hunters pilled @VENTIlMPACT]

everyone arguing about whether it's gonna be sunday or welt only for it to be a 4th danheng

[Rui @to_my_king]

Does this look like a gentle smile to you?

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[ALEX 🍰 MCR NSHVLLE @ierofanatic]

may i repeat myself

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

she must be an orca the way she rams me so hard i explode

[xan @G59_Xan]

sorry for calling you bro i meant it romantically

[I Deserve it All 🇨🇦 @MelaninisOP_]

I was expecting like maybe a small piece of the mountain BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WTF OMG THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY THAT MADE ME SAY WTF IRL

[Neocon Nixonite(formerly Hungarian)🇭🇺🇳🇱🇩🇰 @nixoninexile]

Heartwarming❤️:
Cities with data centers are so rich, they run straight chocolate milk through their municipal water system instead of plain old tap water

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa