Nathan-Luke

mαчвє ít'ѕ nσt mч wєєkєnd, вut ít'ѕ gσnnα вє mч чєαr | αяяσgαи¢є нαѕ тσ вє єαяиє∂ [ #Nate | #Writer ]

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

- I'm the CEO of Apple, Steve, that's my resume.

Steve : Yeh, but I'm right. And hotter. ;)

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

- engineers are fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP. Wall Street doesn't know who's driving the bus, we've lost hundreds of million in value, and -

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

#MichaelFassbenderAsSteveJobs

John: You're issuing contradictory instructions, you're insubordinate, you make people miserable, our top -

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Why do labs make me feel so dysphoric? :/

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

- me and 500 bloody others!

Teacher: OUT!
Linda: Take no notice, Mickey, I still love ya!
Teacher, Mickey and Class: SHUT UP!!

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

- always bleeding sayin tha'!
Linda: No I ain't!
Mickey: You said it yesterday in assembly!
Linda: I was just telling ya!
Mickey: Yeah, -

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Linda: You won't do anything soft, will ya?
Mickey: Course not.
Linda: Good, because if you do, I won't love you no more.
Mickey: You're -

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

HEY GUYS. ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT! :)

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

#TheRollingStones

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

So fucking excited for my chest binder ^^

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

I love that episode 15 of Supernatural, season 1, has nothing supernatural in it XD

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Sam and Dean buying salt in bulk XD

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

You better look after that car or I swear to god I'll haunt your ass.

I don't think that's funny.

... It's a little funny.

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Whoo! Guys I go to order my binder today hopefully!!

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Guys I just wanna date a someone who'll call me handsome and 'he' and fuck yes please like I want that and who'll call me his boyfriend Ughh

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

"Excuse me, sir, are you on drugs?"
"No, I'm- I'm on my seat..."
"... I mean, he's not wrong."
"Okay, have a nice day."
"Okay, bye bye."

XD

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

Woof 🐶🐶

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

YES YES YES I FOUND IT

[Nathan-Luke @BloodAndAnguish]

I can't seem to find it on eBay, Amazon, WH smiths or waterstones or on the publishing website :(

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