Steve Charnock™

Stay-at-home @MetroUK hack | Former @MODmag1905 man | Wallingford Waffler | Proud mum to 2 cats | #CAFC supporter of 60 years
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[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Thanks David. That almost makes up for the 35+ comments on the site and various emails telling me how awful and wrong it was. #Breggsit

[David XMutai📡 @David1Mutai]

@BloodyCharnock I’ve just finished reading this captivating, light-hearted yet deeply factual piece by Steve Charnock. What an incredible writing style! I simply couldn’t put it down. Highly recommended.

@BloodyCharnock #BrexitBritain @MetroUK

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

This really is EXCELLENT Brexit humour.

*Ian Hislop face*

https://t.co/DFv5HupaCm

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Love it.

We won the war, we make the rules.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: British tourist goes viral for removing towels from poolside sunbeds to teach “sunbed hoggers” a lesson

The woman said the same guests were claiming the best loungers early each morning and then disappearing for hours without using them

Video shows her removing towels from multiple empty sunbeds and leaving them on the ground

One of the loungers even had a towel clipped to the top to reserve the spot, but she removed that one too

The video quickly went viral and sparked debate online over whether she was calling out bad behavior or going too far

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

It couldn't be simpler. ⚽

#FIFAWorldCup #WeAre26 #WorldCup2026

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

@Redrobinsretro1 Lemme know if you need to see a picture of the back, I've got one.

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

This is just ragebait. Everyone knows it should be Luke Young in there, not Gary fucking Neville.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

“Greatest England XI of all time”

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

@theposh ucking hell lads

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Deputy Chairman of the Russian Security Council and Leader of the United Russia political party Dmitry Medvedev looks like he's about to sing Unchained Melody for Dannii Minogue here.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🚨 BREAKING: Charlton Athletic have been promoted to the WSL after beating Leicester City on penalties with Sophie Whitehouse saving four penalties in the shootout.

The result sees Leicester City relegated to the WSL2.

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Like reading a load of old bollocks?

Can't be arsed to pick up the UK's most read daily newspaper?

Even though it's free?

Fine.

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

I continue to ask The Big Questions for @MetroUK

https://t.co/xrWfhk16P8

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Shucks.

[Gavin Billenness @GavBillenness]

Thanks for all the kind messages on the news of the last MODmag. A special mention must go to @BloodyCharnock . He was the first to reply to my call out on here to help contribute to a new Charlton fanzine I was thinking of starting. 1/5 🧵 #cafc

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

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[My Only Desire Magazine @modmag1905]

🚨 MODmag announcement 🚨#CAFC

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Who else misses 90's telly..?

[Jimmy H @Jimmyyy_____]

Nathan jones telling the stoke fans to fuck off, you love to see it 😭😭#cafc

[Tash Everitt @natashaeveritt7]

Growing up, playing Chelsea was the norm to me (😭)

Buzzing to have an old classic back even if just for one day. Let's go for it and enjoy it, you Redsssss

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

I'm an only child, but sometimes I wonder what it'd have been like to have a brother.

[Metro @MetroUK]

The shopping trolley theory tells me everything I need to know about you https://t.co/UreCp8iQLS

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

Jeremy Corbyn - 2026 GQ Best Dressed Man. Nailed on.

[Steve Charnock™ @BloodyCharnock]

@FACupFactfile Evenin'. Follow me back and I'll shoot you a message.