BloodyMaryPrayer

Hail BloodyMary, full of spice. The celery is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst drinks. Pray for us sinners. Now and at the hour of our worst.

[BloodyMaryPrayer @BloodyMP]

Does anyone have a link to watch king lear? Hola unblocker isn’t working for me

[BloodyMaryPrayer @BloodyMP]

I wonder if it's strange to be a cat in a house where another cat is dying

[Wallabies @wallabies]

RT your support! C'mon on Straya!
#Wallabies #StrongerAsOne #ENGvAUS

[BloodyMaryPrayer @BloodyMP]

Does anyone have a sky sports login I can use for the Ireland rugby match??

[50 Shades of Awkward @OhWowThatsAwk]

who would've thought that this sign would exist in 2016

[Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain]

If you use vodka instead of water when mixing your Crystal Light, it is an acceptable beverage for an adult to drink. #ArcherFX

[BloodyMaryPrayer @BloodyMP]

I'm stalking a food truck. This is my life now.

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Was trying to pull off a half day today! Why am I just leaving now?!

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If you make calls at work, close your damn door. New office guy is an asshole.

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I wish we had plastic coffee stirrers at work. I use them as chew toys.

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Putting on socks that are warm for an unknown reason is a bit like sitting down on a warm toilet seat #cats

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My coworker's wife brings their 8 mo old baby to the office a few times a week to 'visit.' Said baby is now crying in the office next to me

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Jim was a presenter??? Why did it take you guys days to post this information! I rely on your awesome thoroughness!!

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Nothing like oversleeping for your flight by an hour to get your blood pumping in the morning

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Preparing to configure Windows??? Why do you do this, computer, when I am trying to leave for the airport!

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Who walks away from this?!? It's a f**ing clean office building. Get your literal shit together, ladies.

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My husband began a rewatch of DA from ep1 (husband!!!!). I'm getting sucked back into the start of the vortex

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@StephRuns85 that was a fucking nail biter in the end

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If you are a person who makes small talk with cashiers - spoiler alert - everybody hates you

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Ireland!!! Here we go!! The good part of being stateside is beer for breakfast