Bloody Shell Ken

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Surprisingly Northern.

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

My son Eden is participating in an official fundraiser for BBC Children in Need with the legendary @jonny_brownlee & PUDSEY! If anyone would like to sponsor him and his classmates to run a collective 500 miles in front of TV cameras, this is the link 🙏🏻 https://t.co/WnuTExluZh

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

@mirin_no_ie It's mint

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

My 8yo is becoming a little comedian. I was cooing over our pet fish, saying how tiny and adorable they are, and he said "yeah, with their cute little UNBLINKING EYES 😏" He made a good point, honestly 😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I enjoy taking my handheld radio frequency jammer to the psychic clairvoyancy events my wife drags me to. The panic on the "psychic's" face when their assistant looking everyone up on social media behind the scenes gets replaced with static in their ear is brilliant.

[The Kiffness @TheKiffness]

Ok, I guess now is a good time to announce my return to X... Burp! Enjoy.

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

@laynemorgan Fizzy feet, obviously

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@stuhgray Then an app-pear-ition

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Ok, why are 2 of my lemons perfectly fine but the third has turned to ashes? Is this a case of SLC (spontaneous lemon combustion)?

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@stuhgray Haha didn't notice that! It must be an apple-ition 😂

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

BRILLIANT!! Can't wait to watch this! 😁😁😁

[BBC Scotland @BBCScotland]

From Scotland's persecuted witches to the Falkirk Triangle's UFOs and Skye's Fairy Flag, Evelyn Hollow and Dr Zara Gladman investigate the gripping mysteries behind Scottish myths.

#Mythland - coming to BBC iPlayer on Tuesday 27th October.

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

Amusing typo in this, the first tweet of Poppy (puppy?) Outrage Season 🤣

[Cllr Sophie Preston-Hall ECC Rochford North @SophiePrestonHa]

Good morning @ITV I watch @GMB every morning and I particularly enjoy the debates from both sides of the political spectrum…..

but can I ask why this morning Ranveer Singh seems to be the only person, presenter and guest on your Show not wearing a puppy?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump makes an indescribable sound effect:

"I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

Thanks Ryan, that really cleared things up 😂

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

@danny_robins So what you're saying is I should wait to listen to this tonight when I'll be alone in a sprawling office with zoned motion-activated lighting, meaning the rest of the office is in shadow and you are periodically plunged into complete darkness if you sit too long? Can't wait!!

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

@ciaranokeeffe I have one of those in my office too!

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

@matthheushoran_ I'm outside the fandom and have done enough anatomy practicals not to be squeamish. If you guys want to send me the handles you wish to report, I'll happily report them for you.

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

This. You know how, when you apply for a job, you don't just hand over your degree certificate and expect to be employed? You have to use the application to demonstrate how the skills you acquired on that degree qualify you to do the job duties. Well, PIP is like that.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

I stress again that the PIP criteria is online for everybody to see. People are being manipulated by headlines and dodgy data.

You do not get it for just having anxiety, you need to credibly prove whatever your condition tangibly impacts your ability to look after yourself.

[Mason Dixon Autistic @MasonDAutistic]

Community note: Sky News has been repeatedly told that claimants do not choose what the DWP records as their primary affecting condition, and most claimants have multiple conditions, and PIP is not based on what conditions or diagnoses a claimant has.

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

Ooh and now I hear @chris_kammy will be joining the children at Eden's school for the @BBCCiN fundraiser 😃. Exciting times for the children (and I dare say a good percentage of the parents 🤣)

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

My son Eden is participating in an official fundraiser for BBC Children in Need with the legendary @jonny_brownlee & PUDSEY! If anyone would like to sponsor him and his classmates to run a collective 500 miles in front of TV cameras, this is the link 🙏🏻 https://t.co/WnuTExluZh

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

Barry 4 is fuming with me because the fish friends I brought him have mistaken him for a female and are trying it on with him incessantly. See how he judges me 😂

[Bloody Shell Ken @BloodyShellKen]

GUPDATE: we have new Barries! Endlers guppies this time instead of regular guppies, in the hope they'll be hardier. Pray for me 🙏🏻🤣