Bloody Shell Ken

Three badgers in a red raincoat
#UncannyCommunity 🫶🏻

Surprisingly Northern.

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@stuhgray 😂

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Any ideas why I'm getting notified of likes from 2023? or is this just more of the relentless march of enshittification that's taking over this hellsite?

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@danny_robins @ciaranokeeffe I feel a mother-and-child physics lesson coming on!

(My lad has just started reading Do You Believe in Ghosts and he's firmly, proudly Team Sceptic so far. He says you're "literally hilarious", Danny ☺️)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Whoever told me the ADHD hack of putting the directions into GPS and leaving it up while you get ready to watch the arrival time, you are a genius and a lifesaver. Actual game changing ADHD advice

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Caring took away my thirties entirely and left me with longterm mental health issues. And the worst thing is, my Dad never wanted me to care for him. He resisted it with every fibre of his being. This isn't what he wanted for me; so despite everything I did, I failed him anyway

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The great unsayable of being a full-time carer for elderly parents is that it's actually not an 'honour' at all, it's a soul-destroying, draining burden. But nobody's allowed to say that.

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Saucy, @danny_robins 😜

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

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Fantastic news, #UncannyCommunity ! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 @_EvelynHollow]

🩸 My new book, HOLLOW'S HAUNTOLOGY, is officially available to pre-order now worldwide.
Available anywhere you can buy books.
Signed / dedicated copies can also be purchased specially from @GoldenHareBooks.
Pre-order links here: https://t.co/MalVkIHf3b

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@danny_robins Undulating duvets and unexplained scratches??

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@danny_robins @_EvelynHollow @hayfestival Great recommendations @_EvelynHollow ! You're such a great role model for neurodivergent women 🥰

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@hicasamadim Four

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@stuhgray

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Woke up sweating from a terrible nightmare in which my key client had forced me to author complex technical reports using only the Word Web App.

Then remembered it was true.

IT departments, PLEASE consult with end users before implementing cyber security "improvements" 🤯

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@NoNonsenseND Aww, like the book Colour Monster 🥹

[messed up computers @messeduppcs]

Sizes of subatomic particles

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Danny Robins @danny_robins]

If you’re intrigued by this week’s #UncannyColdCases episode, I recommend this book by Darren Ritson, one of the two investigators of the case. It documents their investigation in chilling detail.

Together, can we work out what happened in that house back in 2005??? Keep your theories coming. 👻

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@mrs_alyse It's to stop toddlers falling from 10th floor windows. A worthy cause, I'm sure you'll agree. Also, it's not a law, just a building regulation that means windows over a certain number of storeys high must have limiters fitted

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

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@danny_robins @hayfestival I'm guessing it's a scene from your new visualised podcast, Harry (Potter) Called

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@danny_robins @hayfestival