Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟

Just an insecure cis skellington trying to make it in the world of the well-fleshed. Please be my friend!

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MiserygutsPetty @Ralph_Hapschatt You don't want to mess with Rupert the Bear. I saw him give Edward Trunk a right twatting just for jogging his pint.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@larco67955 @BainzyC Yes, really!

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@BainzyC As that was a response to Mr Lightyerpipe, it would appear that you're the one who's interrupting when the adults are talking.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@larco67955 @BainzyC Can you get it on tick?

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@Nickhll82 @BainzyC Do you seriously think I don't know what goes on in an abattoir? (lol)

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@benonwine He was at the Coronation.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MiserygutsPetty @SEAMONKEYOO7 That explains a lot. I always wondered why you never showed up when I sent that note asking you to bring your Battling Tops round to mine after school.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@CountMoriarty @RoryStewartUK No. I think it's knicker-wetting, hyperbolic doom-mongering from a man so self-deluded he was offering people ten grand bets on Kamala Harris winning the Nov. 5 election in a blow-out.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MiserygutsPetty @SEAMONKEYOO7 Sadly, yes. Only saw him once. The Damned, Hastings Pier Pavilion, 1977.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@markinneswilli Remember his 10p tax rate?

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MiserygutsPetty @Ralph_Hapschatt Arsenal! 😆😆😆😆

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MiserygutsPetty It might be one of those self-inflating umbrellas with a spring.
That could go up faster than a missile could reach France from Russia.
That's a good thing.

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@MrBonMot They're all looking very positive from here. 👍

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@its_The_Dr A leaving party?

[Sir Archibald Meatpants 🐟 @Bloonipple]

@RoyNBernxx Are those Bakewell Slices?