Team Blooper Lagune

We are a german Splatoon Team for @BlooperLagune | @DeutscheSplateV Div 6 🥇 | Members and Coaches followed except Tobias

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

NOT DISBANDED.
WE ARE SO BACK!!

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Disbanded.

[Deutsche Splat Bundesliga e.V. @DeutscheSplateV]

Die DSB hostet Ihre 10. Splatoon Season!🎊
Die Season findet ab dem 20.10.2025 statt. Die Anmeldungen sind direkt geöffnet.🗓️
Die Season wird ein Teil der @SPL_EuroLeagues sein!

Weitere Informationen findet Ihr auf unserem Discord: https://t.co/oAWioEMsPT

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Disbanded.

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@DerRobott @BlooperLagune Doch du bist der Schwachkopf, der mich zum Idioten machen sollte

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@BlooperLagune Wir entschuldigen uns für die Unannehmlichkeiten. Wir werden ein ernstes Wörtchen mit Semi reden, damit er solche Aussagen nicht mehr tätigen wird.

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@BlooperLagune Oi! Sag nichts gegen NRW!
Wir sind "Europe's heartbeat"!

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Make life rue the day it thought it could give me clash! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the clash blaster! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible clash that burns your house down!
(2/2)

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you clash? Don't play clash. Make life take the clash back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn clash blasters! What am I supposed to do with these?'
Demand to see life's manager! (1/2)

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@StarEriStar ?????????????????????????????

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

We regret to inform you that our Twitter Intern has fallen victim to the Octo-ber Curse. For the remainder of the month, until October 31st, he will temporarily be an octoling. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope to have him back as an Inkling soon.

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Oh nee, de cuckstoel is bezet

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@StarEriStar oh
Well uhm 💀💀
Would stink if I were you? 😭

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Shut it, you are a fucking blob player and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@BlooperLaguneSp

I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out.

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

He also likes Gerolsteiner

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Immer diese Hater

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Well that was a lie

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

Uhh
Twitter Intern here 😭
Should I 4 Star vShlosher?

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

@BlooperLagune Also bei uns wird keiner gefeuert. Paar müssen nur manchmal in den Karzer

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

(can I please get a raise mr grizz? 😭)

[Team Blooper Lagune @BlooperLaguneSp]

You squids in a shabby suit,
Work! Get eggs and scales!
Work! Labor is a remedy,
Effective for plague and despair.

Work! Move your arms!
Work sixteen hours so!
Work! At night, the warm bed,
Of rotten straw, will laugh at you.
🔥