Andrew Blot

always look on the bright side of life

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Went to my calc professors office hours for math help...ended getting a list of phish jams to listen to.

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

I love phish people and people who know phish people and people who listen to phish

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

@m__mckinney Well… they’re not wrong

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

@consequence If you’re favorite Beatles album isn’t the white album you need to do more drugs and lighten up a little

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

If the Red Sox sweep the Yankees check on me Monday morning please

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

@TYMarkets Greater than stairway to heaven? I don’t think so sir

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

It’s been fucking 15 years since NY has brought back a chip for any sport too goddamn long let’s get this shit done fucj the entire state of Texas idc NY is it its about time

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

When is Taylor swift going to attend a Yankees playoff game

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

ONE ABOVE AND ONE BELOW

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

every year is getting shorter
never seemed to find the time
plans that either come to naught
or half a page of scribbled lines

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Ben Rice

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

South America?! What kinda snow blower did you get us mixed up with?

[Bloch_head @bloch_head]

One thing about me and @Blot_Fish we’re gonna be texting within seconds of a Grateful Dead member dying

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Had a dream Taylor Swift asked me to play guitar on a cover of Walking On Sunshine by Katrina & the Waves and I said no and she called me ugly and sued me

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

I used to fly for united airlines
Then I got fired for reading high times

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I’m from MN and a die hard Vikings fan and they’ve never asked me to blow the horn or SKOL chant. My good friend Josh Duhamel’s from North Dakota but because he sucked off Optimus Prime he gets the call. I sucked off half the city of Reno on roller skates. Wtf? 😂 #MerryChristmas #Terry

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Scrubs theme song p lit

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

I think as a society we’ve become
Too obsessed with sauce

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Yankees are really starting to piss me off

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

@theyankscenter @mzxeternal Is my memory failing me or did they used to not play anything when they lost at the old stadium?

[Andrew Blot @Blot_Fish]

Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub compact