Jewstincognito

Ok. I'm reloaded.

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

You think you're the bag. Whole time you're a coin purse.

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

My "hoe-ness" has officially been deleted

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Bro. I can personally recount many instances of me and @Jems_Starr making this mad dash as a parental figure approached the house https://t.co/sKtTrd7GuF

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

So I'm in the shower and this song randomly pops into my head. Just wondering who will know the next part...

"I am a C. I am a C-H. I am a...."

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Other day. My younger siblings were having fun making jokes about me putting on a bunch of weight. My sister told me that my ass was huge and that I have "child bearing hips". She's rude.

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Other day I was journaling some notes into my phone and thought to myself "I should do this in the tub like Rev". Lol. Even thought about how funny it is that some people still use blackberry. https://t.co/cJRDxMXkEn

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

I'll be at the BlackBerry #KEY2 Pop-up Showroom tomorrow 6/9 in NYC to check out the new device and do a ... https://t.co/C85DCnkw7F

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Smh. Some of y'all just don't know the meaning of the word COMPROMISE

[Sir-Hampton @_sirhampton_]

“Living my best life” = I’m out here sucking mad dicks

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

The best thing you can do for yourself is recognise when your displaying "waste man" actions, and page yourself without regard to any excuses you or anybody else may try to produce

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

I finally realised that the reason they call it being "salty" is because dealing with salty people will give you high blood pressure

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

@DntBurnUrBRIDGE Lol

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

I don't know about anybody else. But I need a getaway asap.

[Tanner @MooreForAll]

Women really believe their male friends dont wanna fuck? LMAOOOOOOOO

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Don't expect somebody who can't respect their own relationship to respect yours. Lol

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

@madalynminaj @FriendZoneLorde

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

Women being acting selfish same way too. https://t.co/hQ8i4HWvjm

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

@SoBluntImSmokin Should have done this myself

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

You know a girl is dead wrong when she ends her response to you with "So I'm not allowed to..." or
"I didn't think that... would be a problem"

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

@UberFacts Only a woman could pull off something this low

[Jewstincognito @BlowDutch]

@Caribbean_Boi @CandiiNiicol3 I Deadass never noticed how instant that was the first time I watched