Blu Bama™

My part time journal #CancerCrab, #Bears #Spurs #Dawgs #Braves ...and sometimes #Hawks
Sole MBR of Stringer Brothers Transport LLC

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

I got kicked out of the community center for peeing in the pool. I told the lifeguard everybody does it. He said, "Yeah Marcus, but not from the diving board".

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

@Rotshaq @420dolfan Them sounds don't be the right frequency for me to hear them in my sleep. That gun alarm might work tho!

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

I wish I was rich enough to live like money didn't matter. I picture life on a farm with well water and animals. Growing & raising everything I need. Living off the land and not having to spend a dollar. My health and my mind in tact. That's wealth for real...

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally do your laundry and all your top-tier clothes are back!

[𝓐𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓼 🔱 @adams_sol07]

A cheating woman is bad enough but you know what's worse? A woman who pretends to be a good person but in reality is a profound liar, a toxic manipulator and an expert in playing the victim

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

A focused year can erase a distracted decade.

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

I'm talking bout ain't looked back since either #TMobile

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Have you ever quit a job because you could feel it destroying your mental health ??

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

For most of my life, even as a kid, I understood the value of a good deal. Throughout my early adulthood I seeked out the best price on everything. EVERYTHING. It wasn't until I got older that I understood why people overpay for certain shit... comfort

[$ @jxtsummer]

i used to prefer texting over calling but now i prefer being unreachable.

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

One of the illest things I've ever witnessed in Black cinema is the soundtrack to the film Above The Rim being a West Coast album with a New York based film...... in 19 mutha phuckin' 94!!!!

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

I'm convinced that the jobs on Indeed aren't real. For my resume to be as polished as it is (with no A.I. enhancements) and to have submitted it to as many gigs as I have, with no response from anybody whatsoever? Pretty fishy to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once a man lose that soft spot for you, everything changes.

You will meet the version of him that doesn’t get attached, doesn’t chase and doesn’t care.

Cold. Quiet. Final.

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

Yeah a mf be twitching in their chair waiting for you to finish so they can "match" stories

[blue @bluewmist]

normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

Mayne YB got the Ron Jeremy p0rno Ben Stiller Dodgeball mustache lol

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

That's what's so great about music. It's a time portal.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it.

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

Can't understand someone you've never met 🤷🏽‍♂️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

People always bring up Hov getting washed by @Eminem on 'Renegade' but he also got washed AND hung up to dry by Kendrick on Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

I always used to bring up the fact I left home at 17 until I realized it really wasn't a flex...

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

Y’all be treating “I moved out at 18” like it’s a personality trait. Congratulations your parents were some shit lmaooooo

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

[Blu Bama™ @BluBama]

$450 For a 2BR (1998)

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Be Honest…How much rent were you paying in your very first apartment? I’m tryna see how cheap life used to be.