Neil Brickhouse

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't make a twitter that he'd melt my brain.

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Haven't tweeted in a while :/ #TooBusyKissingLips #CollegeLyfe

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Apparently girls DON'T just wanna to have fun. #Cruel #Date #Cars2

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Wow. What an amazing year it's been for me and not you

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Ow. Burned the roof of my mouth on a picture of myself

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I got some complaints about my last tweet. Can't win em all #ButICan

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I can't wait until the day I fuck the golden globes in the ass.

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Tweeting from stage #Multitasker #OldPro

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Tonight I will be performing theater sports for the last time. IM FUCKING GREAT

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The reason I took a twitter hiatus isn't that cool...not like im writing the best movie since Kick-Ass #IAm

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Okay it's not funny anymore. Who keeps replacing my mirror with a picture of God?

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I got some sickk pants today
Half off American eagle? Not 2 shabz

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Cool, mom. You just HAD to ground me the day I was going to see Thor.

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"What's up Neil?" "Oh nothing, just tweeting from my NEW WHITE IPHONE 4!" #WhiteSupremacy

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Lovin' this pizza #thanksmom

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Mothers day today. This better not interfere with my writing. I'm a writer.

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Note to everyone: don't pretend to understand what it's like to feel the pressure of being cinema's last hope #deadserious

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Lost a friend this morning. Way to go, "The Secret" #DoesntWork

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Using "The Secret" to improve my chances at winning an Oscar. #notnecessary #butstill

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Gotta <3 Nick Cage!

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Yesterday, after #Every15Minutes, I saw a group of kids crying...and they call ME gay!?