@Lisahumason Plus Deborah was a female judge, the highest spiritual leadership role at the time. Plus Phoebe was a deacon within the church and commended by Paul for her service
Today at work, the hard drive that had ALL of the video footage malfunctioned. I asked about the backup drive. I was informed there was no backup drive.
Dad: I’ll be back, I have to change my shoes.
Me: We’re at home. Why do you have to change your shoes?
Dad: Cause I’m wearing these shoes (*lifts up foot) and I’m going to change into sneakers.
Me: Yeah, but why not just take the shoes off and not put on another pair?
#Okay
If anyone knows where to find a cheap hummingbird feeder, hit me up because there’s a tiny hummingbird that comes to my apartment balcony every morning and I need to be best friends with it
I think one of the most under-appreciated things about Paul in the Christian community is his excellent sarcasm is some of his letters.
Like, #savage amiright?
Me: You were such a prep when we were younger. All you wore was polo shirts. You would’ve worn khakis if we let you, and looked like you worked at Chick-fil-A.
Molly: *laughs uncontrollably* that’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Me: it’s mean but in an accurate way
Today I tried braiding my own boxer braids since @mollymyhand had to go to work. They do not look good. But I spent so much energy and time doing them that they are just gonna stay this way all day anyways 💁🏽♀️ #confidence
People: “We should all storm Area 51”
Me: “You know that they test military weapons there right?”
People: “I wonder what they’ll do if we all show up?”
Me: “Probably test their weapons”