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MANY SURPRISES LAY IN STORE FOR YOU

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

Sometimes at work when no one's watching I'll bust it down.
Nothing more fun than just busting out some hellacious moves to some Bache or Debussy.
Maybe I'll switch it up with some Beethoven or Tchaikovsky.
Oh yeah, I can see it already.
Gonna pull the grannies with this one.

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@BigYahuwitz BIBI YAHOOWITZ?!

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

Mom bitched me out when she found out I smoked.

Dad understood I had become addicted because of my responsibilities .
He aids my recovery, even if I relapse and fall back into my vices, he tries.

Where others call me weak, he remembers my strength. Despite forgetting it myself

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

I remember the day I found him crying in the cold.
How I miss my son being a tiny helpless thing for me to protect.

Now he chooses to stay outside and kill birds and squirrels like it's going out of business.

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I wish girls had tails.

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

I think......b-br-brown ladies are very pretty 👉👈

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@CoryMyres @SnoCoPW Are you fucking retarded or something?

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

Hold up, this xbox showcase sucked in hindsight.
They didn't announce The Evil Within 3.
I want all microsoft employees to take a pay cut so I can have it.

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

One of the best-looking cousins in my family, only for it to be countered by being too much of a silly billy willy and a chud.

I'm having the time of my life tho😚

[Femsee @Femsee_]

I decided to do a thing after so long

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@TheDonOfEvery @ConYuki7 I have no idea who the fuck you are but this shit goes so hard....mind if I screenshot this hoe?

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

My friend has a loose razor blade in the room, I need to bleed so fucking bad.

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@the_frozen_aba @coca_skulla @Designatedkitty yes

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@coca_skulla @the_frozen_aba @Designatedkitty I'll be dead in the ground before I touch that game ever again

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

@realMax0r Who the fuck is max0r?

[Blue-underscore-Arisen @BlueArisen]

I need a woman to let me filter a Moscow mule through her pubic hairs and ONLY THEN will life be peak