Bastian

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

My life sucks so bad. No one else has it so bad as me. I’m expected to put my own things in my own room!

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

I’ve really been enjoying Duck Tales recently.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

If you go swimming again, get eaten by a shark and I’ll meet you in hell.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

<sings>
Hey, Momma Baboon.
Why did you never believe in me?

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Re: an old, rubber backed rug:
“It smells like popcorn wee.
Well, it smells like my wee.
My wee smells like popcorn.”

#popcorn #wee

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Don’t cough in your mouth once you’ve just drunk a load of 7up. Ok?

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

So the earth is warming up. Yeah that’s a real problem. It means the core is lavable and it could explode at any moment.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

You think I can’t turn *anything* into an argument? Watch me!

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Not quite a tantrum yet. Just give me a few minutes, it’s on its way.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Lovely family weekend planned.
TANTRUM!

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Tired. Tantrum.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

No tantrum.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Another huge tantrum in progress.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Big tantrum

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

It’s called ‘Infinty War’ because there are infinty Avengers and bad guys.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Bom dubbadubbadubba Bom dubba bommmmm....

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

Cars can play football but they only have one boot. Why?

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

My ‘Monster Truck Wrecker’ in the @Lego store.

[Bastian @BlueBastian]

You know the cones at my school? I can jump over them without hurting my acorns.