𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎

✱ 𝙸𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚆𝙸𝙽 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴.

MILD N/SFW THEMES — 𝟷𝟾+ — 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸
𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸-𝙻𝙸𝚃 ╸𝙰𝙳𝚅-𝙻𝙸𝚃

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

╚⟬𝙱𝙻𝚄𝙴𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙵𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚄𝙽𝙴⟭╗
╚⟬𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴⟭╗
╚⟬𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈⟭╗

#MVRP ╸#DRRP ╸#NSFWRP

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ O-of course I'm aware when you are messing with me!

✱ I was merely playing along. Letting you feel as if you're the one in control!

✱ Because I manipulated you into thinking as such!

(His eyes twitched, indicating that he's lying but his heavily flushed face was enough.)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Dude, you've gotta work on picking up on when I'm messing with you.

(A gently punch to his arm. Playful.)

* I'll take that as a compliment though.

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

(Easily decieved, Berdly thought might've offended them.)

✱ No that is not what I am implying!

✱ On the contrary you're....decent at best, not as brilliant as me of course but you are quite the human!

(Whatever that means.)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* I'm indecent?

(Hand over their chest, acting as if they were shot through the heart.)

* I didn't know I was so horrible!

(Completely misconstruing him.)

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ Cease! It was a poor choice of words!

✱ I have no motives of indulging in something so.. So..

✱ Indecent!

(Curse his limited vocabulary, he just gave Kris more leverage to use against him. What a terrible fate for a genius like him.)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Hole filling expert, hm?

* If you're trying to get in my pants just ask~!

(Aaaand they've got a new thing to bully him on.)

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

Home at last

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ Then I'll be an expert and filling holes!

✱ NO WAIT- clogging holes!

✱ Drats that's even worse-

✱ Sealing! Right! I'll be an expert at sealing holes.

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* I dunnnooo, it seems I'm pretty good at poking holes.

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ the glaze was practically... MADE IN HEAVEN

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ Then I'll simply build a resistance to said debuffs until their ineffective.

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Is that right? I'm an expert at casting debuffs, you know?

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✭ The glaze.. Truly is a golden experience...

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ I can feel the glaze through my screen... ouhh.. UUOUAHHH

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

(Berdly thought about what they said for a minute. The thought of being mourned is equivalent to being needed! Suddenly, his damaged pride made a full recovery!)

✱ Hmph. Then I'll simply boost my defense stats to guarantee my survival rate in the future!

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* I'm sure they will be.

* I'll be sure to mourn juuust as much as I terrorise you... Because then I'll have nobody to terrorise!

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ Started doing it then gave uo like 5 minutes in BUT WHATEVER CHAT (they are pointing at a clock cus time stop...)

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ Started doing it then gave uo like 5 minutes in BUT WHATEVER CHAT (they are pointing at a clock cus time stop...)

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

My inspiration Jiu Ji-tae.

[𝐒𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 . . . @wdarlingapples]

Wtf is that

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ Not in the slightest!

✱ I swear Kristopher, your antics are going to be death of me one of these days.

(Berdly let's out a long exhausted sigh, knowing this is going to burden him for at least a week or two)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Of course I am, it's fun.

(They really could be quite cruel when the time came...)

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✭ Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ BERDLY..! I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✱ I get it already Kris! Cease your bickering!

✱ My pride has been wounded enough, and you're just, sprinkling salt on it!

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Whatever you say!

* Maybe I'll have my genius moment and I'll be shouting URETHRA too.

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

(There's a sour taste on Berdly's tongue, the aftertaste.. Of failure.)

✱ You may have bested me this *once* Kris.

✱ But this shall not happen a second time!

✱ I swear it.

(Berdly face flushed with a bit of annoyance. He was not satisfied with this result.)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Mhm!

* That's riiiiight~!

(A giggle from Kris now. Oh, they were relishing in this.)

[𝙸'𝚖 n̶o̶t̶ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚝 @TugMyHrtStrings]

* Mhm!

* That's riiiiight~!

(A giggle from Kris now. Oh, they were relishing in this.)

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 @BlueBirdBerdly]

✭ Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

[✎ᝰ. ꜱᴇᴛʜʟɪɴɢ @BookwyrmSeth]

⋆.˚📚⋆.˚ Wanna have our 'Stands' duke it out or something???