BlueBloods Episodes

Cops. Family Values. Tom Selleck & Donnie Wahlberg. 100+ episodes. CBS

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Selleck & Wahlberg close out annual "30 Passion Plays in 30 Days” by torching crucifix in town square. #BlueBloods

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Lunchtime. Wahlberg & Selleck can’t decide btwn Chick Fil-A or GodBurger. Wrestle to decide. 3 hours later, city in ruins. #BlueBloods

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After 30 minute prayer, Mrs. Selleck serves soufflé. Awful. Wahlberg goes to zoo. Shoots, skins, & filets Panda. #Bluebloods

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Wahlberg attends PTA meeting. Named President of PTA for life. Abolishes rest of PTA. Benevolent Dictator. #BlueBloods

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Wahlberg directs Xmas pageant at Church. Fight scenes, donkey chases, pyro. Whole town converts to Christianity. #BlueBloods

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#PoliticalAllegory Hurricane Hillary! Selleck&Wahlberg divert storm w/ help from selfless Construction Tycoon. #BlueBloods #FlatTax

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Selleck & Wahlberg argue over who's driving to church. Dog hops in driver seat. Why not? Dog immediately totals car. #BlueBloods

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Selleck gets Medicare reminder in mail. Goes down to City Hall & burns Medicare application in clerk's face. #BlueBloods #Entitlements

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Budget crisis! Selleck & Wahlberg open lemonade/ammo stand. Save City Hall w/ enough left over for luxury timeshare. #BlueBloods

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Wahlberg forms rock band w/ High School pals. Instant fame. Wahlberg must choose btwn music/cops, frames band for murder. #BlueBloods

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Prayer Competition! Wahlberg v Selleck. 4 days of head-to-head prayer. God flies down from heaven, calls it a draw. #BlueBloods

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Selleck & Wahlberg toss the football for 4 hours. No talking. Both call it the best heart-to-heart they’ve ever had. #BlueBloods

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Selleck stops a robbery by reciting the preamble to the Constitution. #BlueBloods

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Wahlberg still wearing his Halloween costume (Fireman), wears costume to interrogation. Instant confession b/c Firemen=Heroes #BlueBloods

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Tired of Fall weather, Selleck fires pistol in the air 37 times to jolt autumn into winter. #BlueBloods

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Selleck brings dog to work. Dog solves cold case, defuses bomb. Everybody loves dog. Wahlberg smiles. Knows fear > love #BlueBloods

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Fire at police station, Wahlberg refuses to evacuate. Screams at fire until it puts itself out. #BlueBloods

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Selleck attends circus. INSPIRED. Enrolls at Clown college, creates clown named "Grenade-o" - all ammunition juggling clown. #BlueBloods

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Selleck & Wahlberg on vacation. Sit in a boat in the middle of a lake. 2 weeks of silence. Bliss. #BlueBloods

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Selleck undercover at sleeper cell, swaps Quran w/ US Constitution. Terrorists weep at beauty, turn selves in. #BlueBloods #deathpenalty