BlueBottle

Eradicating bullshit one tweet at a time.

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

If we're going to print Donald Trump's name on the relief checks, we should also print Donald Trump's name as the cause of death on the death certificates.

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@OlPossum1 @LusheyMike @Anarconomist @karlabreu @CrusadeAtheist @Atheist_Trooper Why couldn't you answer Mike's question?

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@JacksonWheat1 "Intelligent design is fatally wounded by infinite regress."
Richard Dawkins

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@Fr1nk3 @JacksonWheat1 He has a degree in Word-Salad.

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@happygirl02756 @thereal_truther @AGEricSchmitt Thank you Stella. 👍

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Holy shit this is the single best thing I've ever seen. Katie Porter is a national treasure.

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

President Trump says plans to reopen the country are close to being finalized — and the Washington Post has obtained one possible road map from the CDC and FEMA. The president has backed off claims to have total authority over such efforts.

@PaulaReidCBS explains.

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Until this week, Pres. Trump largely deferred to governors to handle local responses to the coronavirus.

Now, he says he has “total” authority to determine when the economy reopens, although the Constitution states otherwise.

@PaulaReidCBS has more https://t.co/vFgjYDnsGW

[BlueBottle @BlueBot08930941]

😆😂🤣👍👏 Nailed it!

[Elenor Willoughby @ruka52498]

@Brykissyfur @markoftheD Inside his head is like

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@Midge1415 @markoftheD "I'm a very bigly tremendous guy. Nobody knows more about icebergs than I do"

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

@markoftheD

[Dr Mark D'Arcy @markoftheD]

Why the world is in the situation that it is. Summed up in one image.

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@Pontifex

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@Pontifex @captaintommoore has done more in a couple of days than any "prayer" has done throughout human history.
#prayerfails

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

I’ve just been sent this incredible picture from Rebecca Osborne - thank you my dear. #walkwithtom #TomorrowWillBeAGoodDay

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Delaying direct payments to vulnerable families just to print his name on the check is another shameful example of President Trump’s catastrophic failure to treat this crisis with the urgency it demands.

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@mjgranger1 @realDonaldTrump