CaucasianBlueFace

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Bro just said sue bird was the female Mario Chalmers

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Knee hockey but everyone is standing and its on ice. I think I’m on to something here

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“Bet you can’t guess my major”

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Is there any women that are interested in a man who indulges in early 2010s 2k music from time to time

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Taco Bell would put one of their employees in a tortilla if it meant they could add another item to the menu

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Dr Phil def came out the womb w that cut n mustache

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Conductor be fucking shit up when we got a problem

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Yinz go to cheesecake factory for a celebration I go there as torture

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The Notre Dame forfeiting irish

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The dude next to me, his teeth are socially distancing

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People who only listen to rock music have a distinct smell to them

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Legalize taking Rutgers moneyline

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When I hear that BNYX tag it makes me feel some typa way

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If you posted yourself at the Penn State game today I might be unfollowing you. Nothing personal but it’s personal

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Why is my feed all inspirational posts late at night. How am I gonna fix my life laying in bed

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Dave Portnoy is j a bad person

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Sorry babe I can’t come over. I’m watching Bones Hyland highlights rn

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Every country singer sounds like they have an underbite

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My Uncle’s stepdad used to serve bagels to this Italian guy so he pretty much worked for the mob

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Just cause its a boom bap beat doesn’t mean its good production