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[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Knock knock
Who's there?
"Grandad."

Shit, stop the funeral.

[mike erwydd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇱✝️ @mikeerwydd1968]

Water companies in England and Wales lose 3 billion litres of water every single day.
Thats over a trillion litres of water every year.
Through leaky pipes.
My water bill is £900 a year.

Now there's a hosepipe ban....
Never mind paying the shareholders.
Fix your fucking pipes.

[Jay @BlueChicane]

@PopcornPost_ I remember going to watch Speed 2 with high hopes at the cinema.

It's one and only saving grace was Sandra Bullock in a bikini.

[Jay @BlueChicane]

Now watching Pulp Fiction.

First time in something like 25 years.

I'm sooooo looking forward to this.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Jews don’t eat bacon, but they don’t try to ban it for others.

Mormons don’t drink coffee, but they don’t try to ban it for others.

The Amish don’t use electricity, but they don’t try to shut down power plants.

Islamism wants to force everyone to live under Sharia law.

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

In Hungary, there are no fake asylum seekers, women do not wear hijab or burqa, and no one stabs you while shouting "Allahu Akbar". Orban has done an excellent job.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Had an excellent hairdresser. Pretty, slightly flirty, not too much chat. Found out she had an OnlyFans, had a look. Had to find a new hairdresser as couldn't get the image out of my head of her with her whole arm in her husband's arse.

[Jay @BlueChicane]

@MediaSOI Ffs.....

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

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[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

The British Citizen Award at the Palace of Westminster went to this one in recognition of her work empowering young women.

Couldn't make it up.

[GayLumberjack @gay_lumberjack]

Me: “I don’t want Muslims in my country.”

Them: “That’s racist!”

Me: “Islam is not a race. It’s a chosen religion. They can choose not to be Muslims.”

Them: “No, they can’t! If they leave the religion, they’ll be killed!”

Me: “Back to my first point.”

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

Nobody should be better off on benefits than someone who gets out of bed everyday & works full time.

Back in the day people were embarrassed claiming benefits.

Nowadays it appears it’s a badge of honour.

It should pay to work not pay to stay in bed.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Mother-in-law gave me unopened bottle of Bailey's she didn't want. Opened it when I got home, tasted a bit odd and had a few lumps but necked it anyway. Checked bottle next day, 17 years out of date. Couldn't chuck it so finished it off. Only side effects - a slightly loose arse.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Friday: Muslim man stabs 2 in NYC while yelling "Allahu Akbar!"

Saturday: Muslim man drives car through Gay Pride parade in Germany.

Monday: Muslim man stabs 3 in Paris including a pregnant woman.

Islam is doing a really bad job so far this week at being the religion of peace.

[Jay @BlueChicane]

@andrewc44104127 About to????

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Behind the scenes of the iconic shootout in HEAT (1995).

[Robbo @owlrobbo]

At least they stayed and watched this one

[Jay @BlueChicane]

Can we all stop this "press and hold" thing now please? It's getting seriously irritating.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Edward Norton’s performance in AMERICAN HISTORY X (1998) remains one of the most powerful ever put on screen. Even after all these years, it still stands among the greatest performances in cinema.