Carlito

King of Chelsea Media. CPO Shareholder. Enemy of morons.

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

🚨 BREAKING MOOOOS 🚨

JESSE DERRY HAS BEEN CALLED UP TO THE FIRST TEAM TO REPLACE JAMIE GITTENS

CARLITO’S HEART IS FULL!!!!!!

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@hearts_sc

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

And that is the second that Enrique Riquelme's campaign to be the next Real Madrid President died.

What an absurd tenet to hang your platform on. A bold faced and easily refutable lie???

Wow, for shame for shame for shame.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨💣 OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY ERLING HAALAND’S FATHER AND AGENT:

“Agreement with Enrique Riquelme? All entertaining but NOT TRUE. We wish both candidates the best.”

@FabrizioRomano

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@Bluecoxtra @jbsticks I lost my passion for the hate game

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@JacobsBen West Coast Benny!!!

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@FabrizioRomano But but but but TRENT?????

Sike!!!!

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@FabrizioRomano But but but but TRENT?????

Sike!!!!

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@PopBase Someone tell @CornPuzzle @countthedings

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@MikeyDowdell Big keep

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

Chelsea's Center Backs: Quick Takes

1. Chalobah: Worst player in the Premier League (Sell)
2. Tosin: Good character, poor player (Sell)
3. Badiashile: Decent, never healthy (Sell)
4. Fofana: INSANELY DISAPPOINTING (Sell)
5. Sarr: Huge talent (Keep)
6. Anselmino: Excellent (Keep)
7. Josh: Inconsistent, but polished (Keep)
8. Colwill: YEP (Keep)
9. Disasi: NOPE (sell)

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

Bye bye Marc

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@rappz86 Yeah? How did that protest work out for those morons?

Did they sell the club?

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

Marc Cucurella’s legs are butterflied and pan fried. He is cooked.

If you cannot admit that to yourself after watching this season, then you will simply side with players and labor in every argument just to antagonize BlueCo.

Your opinion is therefore irrelevant.

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@ChelseaFC His hammy disagrees

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@ChelseaFC His hammy disagrees

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@Sjopinion10 Simon is brutal. I love it

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@Okonmahemeka1 Great. Keep him at home

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@atletiuniverse @JacobsBen @talkSPORT If you think you are getting a discount, you must be wearing yourself as a hat

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@stovemachala Badly Bradley Barcola

Woof

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

Bye bye Marc

[💥 BlueCo Xtra® 💙 @Bluecoxtra]

#BREAKING: Chelsea are reportedly interested in Andrea Cambiaso (26 yo), an Italian professional footballer who plays as a full-back or wing-back for the Serie A club Juventus.

The Old Lady is keen on a sale for a fee of between €40-€50 million.

(@_GIFN | @Gazzetta_it) #CFC

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@stovemachala YOU ARE GARBAGE
YOU RATE BAD B-RAD

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

@CFCPys @JacobsBen Nope, £60m or they can walk their asses back to paella land

[Carlito @BlueCoProject]

Marc Cucurella’s legs are butterflied and pan fried. He is cooked.

If you cannot admit that to yourself after watching this season, then you will simply side with players and labor in every argument just to antagonize BlueCo.

Your opinion is therefore irrelevant.