BlueDragonMike

daheeeee

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Oops, forgot to tweet.

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People who answer a question they absolutely know the answer to and that can be answered in a single sentence with a “refer to my message from one million days ago, please read next time” deserve to be vaporized via solar flare

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elvisgram is being clobbered by hound dog posting and I am NOT having it… these lennon foids think they’ve won…

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I scrolled up to find a post I just saw and went through like 20 posts I swear I’ve never seen before #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Dreamt I walked into a Cher concert inside a Costco and they only had gluten free ravioli for sale. Told my doctor about this and he said that I have three days left #whatthatmeans

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i close my eyes and i play dr mario in in my mind when i get tired of dr mario in real life except instead of only when i get tired of dr mario in real life its actually every time my eyes are closed

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watched a youtube video twice to dislike

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what’s a tim without his cheese
a john, his pork
a carl, his wheeze
a bob, his freak

just some rat and a piggy
and a croissant kiddy
choppin it up
with the og diddy

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actually upon further investigation it’s morbing time

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I’m such a chud for being on twitter dot com at 2:44 am in the morning on a Wednesday morning man I’m such a chud it took me so long to write this tweet it’s not even 2:44am anymore

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sometimes I wish people would turn into birds magic style by some omnipotent wizard as a punishment for their actions

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happy poo yea- wait a minute

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merry chudmas

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my chungus face when I take the heaviest thing ever with me for no reason

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Used one of those new fangled automatically flushing toilets today and it flushed the entire time continuously

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Every month my hand hair encroaches further upon my fingers, and I fear that one day I’ll find myself shaving my hands. A loathsome life I shall live, the day my hands are shaved.

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@KYR0V 💔 fake mushroom hater 😔 do not interact ✋

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I am invalidated in this world as a mushroom hater. Everyone tells me I’m crazy. Everyone tells me I need to grow up. Everyone loves mushrooms and they don’t understand what it’s like to be a mushroom hater in a mushroom world

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call me tony because I need some baloney!!!!!! #tonybaloney #sandwichgoals

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can not will not stop rearranging furniture until my furniture no longer has the will power to continue

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@moltarze amen 🙏🤗🙌🤘

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getting completely blasted at an Olive Garden bar at 1:42 in the afternoon is something I never knew possible, yet the world never ceases to amaze me