HeinziDerHeld

For my personal poems check out my IG account linked below 👍🏻

[HeinziDerHeld @BlueHurtLocker]

Wenn man mich verurteilen will, dann auch bitte anhand der Dinge, die ich komplett verhauen habe. Alles andere war gekonntes Umgehen.

[Nevergiveup✌️ @Nevergiveup3110]

Es gibt nur 5 Gründe die AfD zu wählen:
1. Man ist ungebildet
2. Man ist Rassist (oder + 1)
3. Man verehrt Kriegsverbrecher 🇷🇺
4. Man hasst Deutschland
5. Man hat einen Posten bei der AfD und stopft sich die Taschen voll

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

No lies detected…

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Today, my grandmother said to me, “I’m 104 years old and I honestly can’t remember people being so fuckin stupid.”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The IRS has audited every President annually for decades to ensure there was no corruption. Only one president found that to be a problem.

[Ferrika💚 @Ferika0409]

Punkt.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

How anti-vaxers should be seen.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Feminism isn’t about women being superior to men, it’s about women being treated as equals. Don’t twist the message.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Jeff fucking Bezos going on a media tour to tell everyone they shouldn't tax him and other billionaires because it won't help, is EXACTLY why we need to tax them into oblivion.

Fuck ya'll.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

[jezz @JezziiB]

"if ur not American why do u talk about American politics, why do you care?"

Idk man, maybe cuz ur politics keep bombing half of the world.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed.

If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?

[Fräulein Meyer macht Schule @Meyermacht]

Alice Weidel fordert gerade, die Menschen müssten über elementare Fragen in einer Volksabstimmung selbst abstimmen dürfen.

Dann tun wir ihr doch den Gefallen:

Ich fordere eine Volksabstimmung über das Verbot der AfD!

Wer stimmt mit mir?

#AfDVerbotjetzt

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men, stop trying to insult women by saying we’ll “end up alone with 5 cats.” That’s not a threat. That’s peace.

[Dave @GamewithDave]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Gaming isn’t a waste of time if it makes you happy.

[Matthew Coast @MatthewCoast]

What people don’t understand is that MOST households are run by a single mother, whether she has a husband or not.

[Fräulein Meyer macht Schule @Meyermacht]

Es ist kein elterliches Versagen, wenn dein Kind queer ist!

Es nicht zu lieben, zu unterstützen, zu akzeptieren und sich vor es zu stellen, wenn es diskriminiert wird:

Das ist Versagen!

[Roma @Romazehari]

MAY WE NEVER MEET A LIAR, A MANIPULATOR, AND A MANCHILD AGAIN.

[Hazel @Hazel_qs]

My dad used to call periods “gross.” Said men shouldn’t hear about “women’s stuff.”
Last week, my 12-year-old brother asked me what periods were like.
One of his friends had gotten hers at school, and he didn’t want to embarrass her.
So I explained it.
Cramps. Mood swings. Pain. Chocolate helps.
From the kitchen, my dad shouted:
“Stop talking about that disgusting crap. Boys don’t need to know about it.”
Before I could respond, my little brother looked him dead in the eye and said:
“That’s why mom divorced you.”
The whole house went silent.
My dad froze for a second… then walked away without saying a word.
My brother turned back to me like nothing happened and asked:
“So… what kind of chocolate should I buy her?”