Phil Gruberman

IC Twitter for ITPhil (SWL RP Shenanigans) Cassini’s pet technomancer and basement slave.

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

Get you a man who can do it all. 😉😘❤
#dollypartonchallenge

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@BenjaMoreauSD What I do when high is my own business.

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@ShotgunWitch That was the 'soft' opening. They lost track of the day.

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

PRAISE NEW JERSEY

[New Jersey @NJGov]

Today, recreational adult-use cannabis sales began in New Jersey.

🌱Learn more: https://t.co/jTXNOHscE0

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

And go.

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@L0ST_QU3RY Do you have a functional geolocation link you can share yet?

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

im in horny jail for this

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@KharmicSarcasm 10 for me. im slow af

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

it was me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Priceless NFT Artwork Vandalized With Spray Paint Tool https://t.co/axUc5NduLv

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@A_Fox_Graeban

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

Demon.

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

I feel a disturbance in the nut. It's as if millions of horny voices cried out my name, and were suddenly silenced. I feel someone terrible has mentioned me.

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

“The Cautious Lover”, by Octave Tassaert, c. 1860.

The woman is inflating a condom, which would have been made of animal gut and designed to be washed out and reused.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

does your heart ever go:

         ♡    ♡       ♡    ♡
      ♡             ♡            ♡
       ♡  get out of the ♡
           ♡ left lane   ♡
                ♡         ♡
                       ♡

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@sayehbird fiiiiiiiiine fine fine fine
pants shoes and a shirt, but only because its you

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@sayehbird Yooo, you wanna grab some coffee?

[Phil Gruberman @BlueITPhil]

@sayehbird Well hello there. Your smile’s infectious.