M. Harrison

Mr. Southern-fried snark of Blue in an otherwise red state

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Sure, whatever, Congressman Corky St. Clair.

[M. Harrison @BlueInMemphis]

@StephMillerShow Beautischmall ! !

[Stephanie Miller @StephMillerShow]

Well, my girlfriend Vanessa is in Italy w her family, but even from there, the moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! 😂😍 Ciao, Bella! #imadork

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

They set $14 million taxpayer dollars on fire but they can’t “afford” to feed starving kids or fund cancer research.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I don’t want to jump to conclusions but I’m starting to think he doesn’t like Black people.

[ecgberht @ecgberht]

@SenAdamSchiff

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

There is something terribly wrong about an economy that produces its first trillionaire, but cannot provide health care for its people.

Or one in which the richest handful of families have the combined wealth of almost forty percent of the rest of the country.

This is the cost of a corrupt system, where wealth perpetuates itself, and poverty, at the same time.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The funny thing is, when a person dies, you often don't see it happen, you just hear about it.

The same goes for trump's name getting yanked off the Kennedy Center... EXCEPT for the last letter P, which you can see removed here.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Today has been a very bad day for Donald Trump. And bad days for Trump are good days for America.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

I blamed Billy for destroying my TV. I blamed Billy for destroying my computer screen. Last night my iPad charger died and I blamed him for that. I blame him so much it’s like I’m a Trump Administration official and Billy is Biden.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

You mean "underage Freedom parties," sir.

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

As a Missouri person, its a tiny bit hard to admit but yes, Kansas understood the assignment n nailed it. So fun. Well done Kansas!

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Excuse me, but you’re in the “Not as bad as Epstein” category, not the “Opposite of Epstein” category, and more disingenuous crap like this will eliminate you from the “Not your average politician” category.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is dying.
He knows it.
Everyone around him knows it.
They are ALL lying to us about it.

[Tina Dupuy @TinaDupuy]

I'd love to know the name of the man in black whose instincts were to stand up to a violent mob to stop them from destroying public property.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@JustinTayl87857 He is literally on video multiple times in the pas saying how our trade deficits are killing our economy. Sit this one out.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@kferullo So then he’s bragging about how shitty an economy he has created?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@barroyo2374 His whole platform has been about reducing our trade deficit. That's what his tariffs were all supposed to be about.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG!

Trump literally just celebrated a massive increase in our trade deficit.

He doesn’t even know what a “widening of our trade deficit” means. He thinks it means that we are exporting more than we’re importing, which would be good, but it means the exact opposite.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

To have to hear this shit without Rob Reiner, Sally Struthers, and Jean Stapleton also in the scene is such a fucking drag.