neptune explosion⛈️

Juggling emotional meltdowns, selfies, gothic humor and pop culture references; that's just another holiday cocktail christmas party crisis 🥳🎃

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

There’s no reason for it ever to be above 90 degrees. Nobody likes that, that doesn’t benefit anyone. It’s bad business.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Everyone knows why Trump is hiding the Epstein files.

Literally everyone.

[Ryan Daigler - Exposing Narcissistic Abuse 🚩🚩 @Ryan_Daigler]

Just a reminder that Britney Spears’s parents were never trying to help her.
This is what narcissistic abuse looks like. They abused her and used her all her life and when she cried out for help decades ago and shaved her head in response to the abuse, they made the narrative out that she had inherent mental problems to cover up the abuse trauma. They then used that abuse trauma that THEY CAUSED to take full control of her life which caused her further trauma worsening the effects of her CPTSD.
It’s absolutely monstrous what they did to her

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

To be fair, how was anyone supposed to know that Donald Trump would govern like a mentally ill sociopath?

If only there had been signs.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

britney spears at 16.

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

South Dakota is named after the Lakota and Dakota Sioux Native American tribes

Imagine being so stupid and racist you pass a State law banning mentioning the name of your own State.🤦🏽‍♂️

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

@brwnbearr_ Cynthia was rugrats

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

I hate that I relate. I hate the sound of creasing paper with fingernails.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian has someone take the cardboard sleeve off her Starbucks coffee because she hates the sound of cardboard:

“Like the cardboard getting moved off of the cup is like nails on a chalkboard to me.”

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

We were good together but better apart
And I learned a lot from that broken heart

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

That empty spot in your bed is meant for snacks, not a lying piece of shit

[13: A Taylor Swift Fan Podcast ❤️‍🔥 @the13TSpodcast]

I would literally watch a 13 hour documentary of Taylor Swift simply explaining why she picks the surprise songs each night

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

Narcan, but for feelings

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

“This too shall pass” well can it pass a little faster jeez

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

. @KANYEWEST ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM LISTENING PARTY LAST NIGHT. I WANT NO ASSOCIATION WITH THIS MAN!

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

When people say supper instead of dinner
It gives me the ick

[neptune explosion⛈️ @BlueLeQ]

Sometimes being delulu, isn’t the solulu