MemphisMiyronBlue

[MemphisMiyronBlue @BlueMiyron]

If illusions aren't what they seem to be, doesn't that mean that they aren't illusions? Cause that's what they seem to be... #science #jokes

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In the original version of @jk_rowling 's #harrypotter, Harry was gay and just never left the closet...

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Dinge, die dich ins Mark treffen:
Platz 2: Nadeln der @DKMS_de
Platz 1: WhatsApp-Nachrichten von Christoph #Metzelder

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I just put the holy grail into a deposit machine. Were 10 cent a good deal? #jokes #ebay #SellingSunset

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@derek8185338005 Level 70? That's dope. I always fail at the level where you put delicious stuff on a fork and then...ehhm...I don't know what's next. I hate that level...

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@tweethimanshu_ @RealMona_ I went for cheescake and I wouldn't say it was a mistake...

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@mxxnlitgem @RealMona_ If you add another "e" in the end you'd be a great bee-philosopher...

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@amil The 2. best came from Donald Trump who said: "It's probably not asia."

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@daddydivss @RealMona_ So we have more than one of 'em? Good damn it. The universe would be so much simpler, if it would just stop with all of these large numbers...

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@onlyalexandraaa @RealMona_ True. But on the other hand I've heard hitlers side of the story, and I have to say: He remains an a**hole.

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@Artbaesel In a M Night Shyamalan situation it wouldn't be tea.

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@yaelahbadut @RealMona_ That's literally what my tinder profile says.

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@noony0g Mine is ice cream.

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@smnthtsc Owls look like they know a lot. So if anybody could have known: I bet it's them.

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@Dieser_Schlecky Ich muss an dieser Stelle leider deutliche Kritik anbringen: Deine Tweets handeln in den seltensten Fällen von Käsekuchen.

Tut mir Leid, dass ich ausfallend werden musste, aber das musste einfach mal gesagt werden.

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@ejmasicampo Goldfishes don't have to deal with this "getting too much attention"-problem. But then again - getting flushed down the toilet after you're dead might not be that pleasant as well...

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@teaxtarot Only people? What about parrots? I'd have a few ideas that could lead to parrots talking about you all day long...

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@juliashiplett Vintage is such an adorable little word for: "the engine burns and there's smoke everywhere, is that normal...?"

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@RasheedaLoves If only 2Pac wore that when he got shot...

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@EJthecomic Amazing advice from me (a professional procrastinator): Erase all numbers bigger than 3 from your memory. That makes sure your numbers will always stay low (since you don't know any high numbers at all).