I Blue Myself

creative. neurotic. tall... not necessarily in that order.
she/her

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Look, y'all! A real, live save icon. @ Algonac, Michigan https://t.co/M7kqxb07nE

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Check out these book candles by @frostbeardmpls! https://t.co/opDfXJkGbl

[I Blue Myself @BlueNanogoo]

Check out these book candles by @frostbeardmpls! https://t.co/opDfXJkGbl

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If you are going to use they/them pronouns, I really can't stress enough how idiotic it makes you look when you can't use there/their/they're properly. I'm all for gender identity and normalizing pronouns, but PLEASE learn how to use them correctly. #endrant

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My Fellow Americans,
Stop making everyone else responsible for your personal triggers. Learn how to be a functional human being or go to a permanent mental healthcare facility. You can't have both. #thereIsaidit #triggered

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I love how this little dude is throwing the horns. Rock on, little succy! https://t.co/ejQNLn5P13

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@MurderSmall There is a Climax in Michigan. I-69 will get you there. #totallyserious

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I made a thing! I'm excited to see what it looks like when that blossom stalk blooms. #orchid #moss #stump @ Algonac, Michigan https://t.co/I3gGXv95U4

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I can NOT be the only one that didn't think "hair" when this ad crossed my screen. #sextoysforsure https://t.co/YiBoAWbDeq

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Being home while your house is being actively worked on by strangers is an introvert's nightmare. #nowheretohide #anxiety

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🎶 My roofers bring all the girls to the yard and they're like "omg are they single?" and I'm like "where the hell did all these teenage girls come from?"...

Seriously, girls, if you want them then hire them for your own house. They're on the clock over here. 😒

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Happy 10th Birthday, Zozo! https://t.co/pm6LnSrZTi

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9 inches and still going. Finally a snow storm living up to the hype. @ Algonac, Michigan https://t.co/q4sDwq7BhL

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Yesterday was Cooper's 2nd Adoptaversary! Glad to have you in the family, Little Bro. @ Algonac, Michigan https://t.co/lqIWSLcCQO

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"Well fuck me, I'm a Cullen."
- me after I realize the lotion I just slathered all over myself has a shimmer.

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Baby, it’s co-*lips freeze and fall off*...
Frozen window artwork! And go! #frozen #ice #window #dammitelsa #30belowzero #midwest #cold @ Algonac, Michigan https://t.co/ZBSC6DFsky

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My audio cable isn't long enough for my new car. #firstworldproblems

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There are two types of men: @VancityReynolds had Deadpool as a passion project. Wolverine had a musical. Love them both! @RealHughJackman #mercwithamusical

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Based on the similarities in their demeanor, and their penchant for hanging around short people, I think that Santa Claus is none other than Gandalf the Red. #lordofthepresents

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Creepy: Taking a CPL class with an @Evan_Peters doppelgänger after watching AHS. 😦☠️