Internet guy Austin

[Internet guy Austin @BluePrairie_1]

@ringer @theStevenRuiz The Vikings aren’t going anywhere this year and everyone has been clamoring to get JJ more reps. This is the time for him to figure it out (or the team to figure out if he could be the guy). Benching would only be a delay on the timeline. Load up for a 4th place schedule in 2026

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

Jesus after one Pistons practice

[St. Olaf Athletics @StOlafAthletics]

𝙐𝙢! 𝙔𝙖𝙝! 𝙔𝙖𝙝!

We are excited to announce the promotion of Joey Kronzer '16 to head coach of the St. Olaf men's and women's tennis programs!

RELEASE: https://t.co/9ROAOLbWSD

#UmYahYah | #OlePride | #d3tennis

[James @CaucasianJames]

missed my chance to text grimace. fuck this. fuck everything

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Not my first Grimace takeover.

[MLB @MLB]

The first cycle in @Marlins history belongs to Luis Arraez!

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Wobvestigation: The Rudy Gobert Punch.

📺https://t.co/JYyVvgSRTJ

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Minnesota Timberwolves F Jaden McDaniels -- who was seen punching a wall on his way to the halftime locker room – has a fractured hand, sources tell ESPN.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Holy Shit, Ant, what a sequence

https://t.co/XuvuQcaDCd

[Internet guy Austin @BluePrairie_1]

@Trinidad_James_ no

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

.@JaMorant https://t.co/FNptIlWohQ

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

This is 100% the best remote to hold while watching tv don’t @ me

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

the nets are currently trying to hire a PR coordinator hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhaha

[James @CaucasianJames]

just had an energy drink and the flavor was “peach vibe” instead of just peach. this is the world i think god wanted

[James @CaucasianJames]

i drink so much water. i’m pissing at least 10 times a day. every time i visit the bathroom i visit with myself. check in. ask myself how i’m doing. a lot of us aren’t willing to take the extra steps to reach our fullest potential. i am

[‎ ً @HailEternal]

me after not indicating into my driveway:

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Gonna spend the next 48 hours before Sunday’s pod wirh Russillo wondering if Minnesota just made the most inexplicable NBA overpay trade of all time.

[Internet guy Austin @BluePrairie_1]

shoutout to the guy watching pawn stars in our office break room

[Stanley Earl. @Gluvvvvvv]

dentists will tell u the xray is harmless and dolphin dive out the room after putting a 10lb lead vest on u