#BebiAChengChronicles
"Mama, see you later!" Yanli-jiejie kissed mama's cheek before going to her school with that annoying Xuan-ge.
A-Cheng looked at mama. "You ah not mama, Yu ZiYuan."
Mama looked at him. "I am mama. My real name is Yu ZiYuan, but you and A-Li call me mama."
#XiCheng exes to lovers where JWY got pregnant by somebody else.
LXC's heart broken to a gazillion pieces when he saw his ex, JWY, walking down the produce aisle. Not walking. Waddling.
His huge belly was obviously giving his balancing skills a run for its money. He was HEAVILY
Liu Qingge dying from Qi deviation and reincarnating as a bird and sticking around Shen Jiu because he heard Shen Jiu confess that he loved him and beg for him to come back as he held Qingge's dead body in his arms.
Shen Jiu wakes up the next day and there's the ugliest baby
#SpoiledBratJiangWanyin
Some rando: if we get married, can you cook for me like my mom?
JWY: *leans back and crossed his arms over his chest* can you make money like my baba? Can you be a simp like my baba? Can you swim in a lake for hours to look for my favorite hairpin like
Imagine being young master Liu Qingge and you enter a fight with Shen Jiu and before you even draw your sword he already punched you in the face so hard that you wake up 8 hours later in Qian Cao with blood all over your face and robes and you don't even remember what happened.
@leeknowgat Holi! Tengo 28, soy baby stay y Vi a los chicos el 14. Mis bias son Changbin y Seugnmin 💖✨
Los empecé a stanear por mi hija y ahora los amo 💖
Shen Jiu wasn't a good man.
Good men didn't punch other man to death with their bare fists. Good men didn't kick corpses and spat on them.
Ning Yingying knew that.
She also knew that good men looked away when they saw bruises on her tiny body. They negotiated her bride price
Shen Jiu should be really dramatic and stupidly curse people if they annoy him.
You hair will fall off. You'll get lice. Fly infestation on your peak. Your head disciple will betray you. You'll trip and fall in front of everyone. Your tea will be cold.
And it all comes true.
Question: what does your father do?
A-Chao: uhm.. He... He... He yells a lot and... And... And... Sometimes... Sometimes... He... He... Like... He calls them... Uhm... Dorks...
WRH: I am Wen Ruohan. I am Wen Chao's dad. I am a professional e-sports player.