Damon Salvatore - Parody

Loving husband, father, brother, & friend...I guess that's past tense. My homecoming isn't a happy surprise for anyone but the liquor stores. #SBHFam RP/18+

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

Me giving the twitter bird the side-eye.

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@DestinedRebirth + a highway patrol cop slowing us down.

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@ReticentDamsel @DestinedRebirth + only person I know who can cross those lines.

*My tone gets more solemn as Bonnie returns to the room.*

I lost my family while I was gone. She deserves a better chance. Will you help us?

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@DestinedRebirth + cravings, I guarantee.

*I turn to give you a wink with my patented smirk before returning my focus on the road.*

It'll be night soon. Reach up and turn on that radar detector. We're gonna burn up the miles and I don't want to have to eat +

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

Pops had nothing on me and I mean that in every way possible.

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

I'm not Jesus but I've made a woman or two see God.

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

Someone should see to Elena's box.

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@DestinedRebirth + left and I need to make sure she is safe. Bring her home. Let her roll her eyes at my life choices.

*I turn to face you with a dashing grin.*

You're not the only one who does that. You in?

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@DestinedRebirth + things kept changing in Mystic Falls.*

Jeremy, Elena's brother, has decided to look up to me for some fucking reason and I refuse to let one more person down. Maybe he's my chance at salvation. His sister is the only real family he has +

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@ReticentDamsel @DestinedRebirth + it along. Maybe I want to atone or maybe I want to keep close one of the few people who can stand me.

*I give a little shrug and stare straight ahead.*

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

@ReticentDamsel @DestinedRebirth + have time for charm.*

Alright, I'll tell you anything you want to know or what info I have, which isn't very much. My reasons were honest - this town has a habit of attracting tragedy and I've done my own part in helping +