@Beckythena@RealKonohamaru The plane was now flying completely upside down, forcing all three Sarutobi to expend chakra energy to maintain their footing.
"Konohamaru," he whispers to his other older self, "this might sound a little ambitious... but what if we 3D print ourselves a young Kono butt."
@RealKonohamaru "Are you trying to tell me you've never been out of the [name of continent has been deleted by Twitter's official 8th continent detection program] ru?"
The ninja takes his seat by the window.
@joubukunoichi "There's only one thing a true gentleman would do in this situation." Konohamaru says, taking the spoon back. "I'll starve with you!"
With that, he snaps the utensil in half, completely unaware of Hanabi's true wishes.
@joubukunoichi Gasps loudly. "You poor thing— what are we going to do?"
Konohamaru furrows his brows in concentration, trying to come up with a solution.
"Oh! I know," he exclaims, picking up a spoon. "Why didn't I think of this earlier?"
@TensaiNoKibo @joubukunoichi An uncontrollable chuckle escaped his throat, and Konohamaru swayed unsteadily as he glared at Boruto.
Wait. Why were there two blonde Uzumaki?
"Are you using Kage Bunshin or am I seeing double?" He said, taking a few steps forward.
@JoganUzumaki "But you're so good at it!" Konohamaru teases. "Besides, every great shinobi starts out with these... menial missions."
He glances at the numerous claw marks on Bolt's hands, a little grin flickering to life at the sight.
"Are ya sure you're ready to take on a challenge?"
@joubukunoichi @TensaiNoKibo Whips his head from side to side. "What guy! Hic—where?"
With realization dawning on him, he places a shaking finger against his own chest.
"You couldn't mean... me?"
She was surprisingly forceful, and the impact had dislodged the daydreams from his head.
"Oh, Hanabi! Me and the other teachers are gonna meet up at the saké house, care to tag along 'kore?" https://t.co/FHFtOPS7eU