Shane Fattier

Used to write about high school sports. Now I just laugh and play video games. Don’t take me too seriously. 🇵🇷

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

ok

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

In terms of a boycott, Florida would at or near the top of any list of states that deserve to be starved of black athletic talent. I hope these kids and their parents are paying attention.

[Zito @_Zeets]

I don’t know, making the NBA finals by beating the defending champions is a big achievement

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Sometimes AI announces itself very clearly

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

Pls

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

I’m sure people are totally being cool about this.

[NBA Official @NBAOfficial]

Mitchell Robinson's (NYK) technical foul against Victor Wembanyama (SAS) at 4:56 of the 2nd quarter in Game 2 of the NBA Finals on 6/5/26 has been rescinded upon league review.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Should have killed this AI bullshit first time they tried it. Loser ass shit.

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

This being celebrated is wild. Loser behavior

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Rick Brunson to De’Aaron Fox after he went face-to-face with Jalen Brunson

“You ain’t tough… don’t do that”

(h/t @SMHighlights1)

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

Rockets fans out here celebrating like they won Game 2. Have some shame

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

Knicks fans bitching about calls again when it got close. What the fuck ever

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

Spurs beating themselves. Just awful turnovers

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

They changed the rule 10 years ago so you gotta be reallllllly bad for this rule to still apply honestly https://t.co/75PsaM7Ely

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

I think people should be aware of what they’re saying when they’re speaking and be careful about how some things come off. Media training.

Still love Reed, but the “chose me,” regardless of context was wild when the former team took you as a UDFA.

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

Loser behavior

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

internet, help us find the banned fan. he can watch the rest of the finals at B-Dubs on us.

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

I hate it here

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

I’m so close

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

ESPN is ran by fucking losers

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

EXCLUSIVE: ESPN used AI to help create several visuals for Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the network tells @FOS, and is “evaluating” whether it will continue.

An image of Tony Parker drew online backlash, but there were other visuals, including one of Bill Russell.

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

720p broadcast but they using AI for shit like this. I’m so tired.

[Jon Healy @JonHealy]

Could ESPN really not find a genuine shot of Tony Parker as they cut to an ad break? Just had to use AI

[Shane Fattier @BlueShellOfDoom]

I know it’s social media and who fucking cares but by this logic Ted Cruz woulda been ousted ages ago.

Hate when politicians use sports for whatever cool points they’re trying to gain

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

I wonder who cursed the Spurs last night....