hipster dad.

grateful husband, corny father, 🐊, vinyl aficionado, lifestyle flexer

[zay @boysforzay]

this new carly rae jepsen

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@canesfb @DKThompson That you Ruiz?

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@jordohhh Title Fight ❤️❤️❤️

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@cenny_khamp Virtue signaling at its finest.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@mat_pagano @DKThompson What year did you graduate from UF @mat_pagano?

[Dan Thompson @DKThompson]

Fascinating to watch losers like Chris Rufo and John Sailer, both of whom did not go to UF nor even live in Florida, cause such a stir about who UF’s new President is.

They don’t care about UF and they don’t care about solutions, they care about causing a stir.

Trust us Rufo, we saw what happened to New College with you on the board — we don’t need you.

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@stoolpresidente Does your dad know that you’re a fag?

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@robynngarfield I wish nothing but for you to step on LEGO for eternity

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

SHE WAS ONLY THIRTY YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Disney Executives watching a $750,000 R-Rated Horror movie outperform their $165M Star Wars blockbuster

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Well, now seems like a good time to share that I’m getting married! We just put down the deposit on the venue and bought my dress lol

I didn’t end up picking this one but I thought it looked nice

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@sai38181 Are you white knighting for another man?

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

Got you pressed little boy

[Brad Miller @BradMil71344265]

@BlueSwingg @BOGBackup1 Awe you must be uneducated

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad]

They’re making AOC SEC edits on TikTok lmfao

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@Howlingmutant0 You were talking extra greasy when this happened. Now you begging for handouts. Doncha know you need to show proof of employment for welfare?

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

@Howlingmutant0 Cho soft ass up