Bill Clinton is denying Epstein ties, the internet thinks Jim Carrey is a clone, AI is eating jobs, WWIII is trending, the world is run by satanic pedophiles, and the government keeps hinting at aliens.
Anyway, I’ll just be at my desk staring at the XRP charts until the grid goes down …
🔥🚨BREAKING: NBA star Kyrie Irving claims the world is a stage that is carefully scripted and controlled.
Irving claims several celebrities aren't even real people, but actors playing roles pretending to be human.
🇺🇸 Wrapping up this incredible week with your FRIDAY WIN REPORT 🇺🇸
- President Trump announces that he has called off the next wave of attacks on Venezuela since they are cooperating, and that "Big Oil" will be investing $100 billion in the Venezuelan oil industry. The US and Venezuela will control 55% of the world's oil. China/Iran/Russia getting squeezed bigly! President Trump also holds a meeting with all the big oil companies to work out how they're going to get back into working in Venezuela. 🍿
- the US seizes yet another sanctioned oil tanker in the Caribbean. We are going to own every tanker in the world by the end of next week. 😂
- Secretary Bessent announces that the United States has been fully repaid and made tens of millions of dollars in profit from the Argentinian currency exchange that all the panicans were crying about a few months ago 😏
- US drug overdose deaths are plummeting due to President Trump forcing China to get their fentanyl act together 🙌
- France is delaying the G7 so that it doesn't conflict with President Trump's UFC birthday party at the White House 😂
- A US State Department team arrives in Caracas and shortly afterwards the Venezuelan government announces the beginning of the restoration of diplomatic relations with the United States, after more than 6 years. Turns out you really can just do things 👀
- US mortgage rates fall to their lowest level in nearly 3 years 👏
- inflation-adjusted paychecks are up 1.5% since President Trump took office💰
- Dow and S&P both close at record highs yet again 📈
- DHS is surging another 1,000 agents to Minneapolis. Keep obstructing, libs, you're doing great! 👌
- Secretary Rollins announces that the Trump administration is suspending federal financial awards to Minnesota and Minneapolis, effective immediately, until sufficient proof has been provided that the fraud has stopped 👏
President Trump is currently on his way to Mar-A-Lago, the way this week has been I fully expect to wake up in the morning and find out that Iran is part of the United States. 🍿
I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING, MR. PRESIDENT!
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