Phil Armitage

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

And boy did he deliver on that stability. https://t.co/UVDAlXtFWu

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Incredible movement (as a player, too...) https://t.co/b6ZtW7C7Km

[Lukas-Podolski.com @Podolski10]

"Happy St. Totteringham’s Day, I'm having Lasagne for dinner" ����🏻

[Phil Armitage @Blue_abacus]

@YourAAT I am also registered with the ACCA.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Michael Rosen on academy schools: ‘Local democracy bites the dust’ https://t.co/CgewbeYMeB

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Chelsea vs Man United - Inbetweeners Edition. Brilliant https://t.co/xAXAxa98rg

[Rob Dicken @1970RobD]

"Benjamin Button who?"

"Benjamin Button"

"Who's there"

Knock, knock.

[Tommy Sheppard @TommySheppard]

I fear I won't get to speak in the debate so I've posted what I'd like to say here https://t.co/XkTb48zYfh #DontBombSyria #SyriaVote

[Neil Clark @NeilClark66]

David Cameron ‘vote of no confidence’ petition hits 100k, may be debated in parliament — https://t.co/fAhH6z6bRb
https://t.co/spfu7R1B2Q

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Just seen this, thought it had to be a spoof but no. Bit panicky, Dave. And weak. And daft. https://t.co/U7Dn2a2ABD

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Because it's a heartbreaking catastrophe, and Britain should help. https://t.co/UoU1axWoi7

[Occupy for Animals! @occupyforanimal]

WONDERFUL NEWS! Trigueros del Valle, a little town in Spain, has become the first to recognise dogs and cats as... http://t.co/k3CEYy7t2A