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I get out of bed every morning only because of the promise of coffee. Addicted to sunshine and chocolate. Craft beer snob.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

I think that we all know where Greg Abbott keeps his fake outrage, and he can shove it right back up in there.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

For the love of whatever @Twitter, STOP putting those hateful Republican politicians & pundits on my tl. I'm out, taking this shitty app off of my phone again. Twitter is becoming more obsolete everyday. Why repost hate? Bye Felicia.

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@BarbKC @mtk3366 @dbongino This from the camp ready to hang Hunter Biden for... wait, what did Hunter ever do?
Spare us your hipocracy.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

My sister has been in town for 10 hours and in the past hour made fun of my disabilities twice.
Don't be an asshole people, no one likes an asshole.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Just realized Trump's Presidential portrait will be a mugshot

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

@laurenboebert How many tequila shots did you have before writing this nonsense?

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@ksorbs 1) R's won't stop talking about Hunter's laptop, even claiming to have the hard drive.
2) Hunter doesn't work in govt nor does he influence it.
3) Why so much hate Kev?

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

@ksorbs Really, so if you suspect someone of a crime you don't look EVERYWHERE? You just assume the bad person hides things in only obvious places I take it.

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

It sounds corny but as I’ve gotten older one of the most important lessons I’ve learned is that listening, laughing about the dumb stuff and the serious stuff, and loving harder while hating softer is more important than being right all the time.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

@ItsJordanGood You must have missed that day in 5th grade when they covered it. And the fact that 5280 is all over everything, well, you just didn't know many feet are in a mile.

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@Jim_Jordan All Gym does is blame blame blame. Where is all of your proposed legislation to take care of these issues & how is it all going?

Let me guess, you want more guns on the streets and tax breaks for the rich.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

@rising_serpent So you're saying an abuse of power & total coincidence that DT had 1000's of pages. If it had been a plant it would have been 10 really good pages.
Do you really think that we could swing by George Bush's & find 1000's of pages? No. Bc he, as imperfect a leader, is not a thief.

[D. Earl Stephens @EarlOfEnough]

📌Judge Cannon said the sheer amount of material seized from Mar-a-Lago justified naming a special master, adding she alone was not equipped to pore over more than 10,000 of pages of documents.

📌Seriously, because he STOLE SO DAMN MUCH he's getting relief.

📌This is ABSURD.

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

Is this a new thing @McDonalds I ordered french fries at the drive thru and was asked if I wanted them well done fresh? What?

[Whatever @Bluebirdstoo]

About a yr ago some guy posted everyday for a few weeks his sobriety in days, then he disappeared. If others want to post similar pls don't disappear after thousands of likes, & a skip in effort. That's all it is, a skip or 2 or more. Keep trying & keep asking for likes on + days

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Twitter flags me for using a curse word. So I'm supposed to live in fear but as long as I speak in code, ie Go Brandon, it's all good? @twitter, that is some broken shit.

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@KamiRieck @opinion Is this like the assholes that wouldn't go back into the office post Covid height bc they deemed it unsafe? Ya, tell that to the grocery clerk. Or bus driver. Or ER/PCP doctor. Or plumber. Or bank teller. And on & on.

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@TheDeltzilla So sad. Missed the news for several hours today. The past tense is breaking my heart.

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By no fault of my own I have blonde hair/blue eyes. Every racist thinks that they can share with me. I'm Jewish/my children are black. Okay not really but in a perfect world I would have children that were atheist, & all races would be meld into one.

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@TSUWhiteTiger @WolfVanHalen He really truly did a great job. Coming from an old duck. Ya I said duck, quack. Duck Twitter!