Steve Cook

Chelsea fan, but to the Manor born, decidedly English, but at home in pure Michigan

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@jasoncundy05 wife was manager of v successful & well known cosmetic company in USA. Was 2nd in sales to flagship store in NY. One day received a box at store w/ business cards addressed to ‘the manager’. Only problem - wasn’t her name on the cards! She was let go the next week.

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@jimmaxcricket limerick- There once was a fella named Stokes, who desired to entertain folks, with the match looking drawn, Tuffers said with a yawn, guess we’ll have to try Jim Maxwell’s jokes….or limericks

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@tSHandJ i remember back in the 90s when England internationals Kenny Sansome and Ricky Hill played for Chertsey town

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@tSHandJ when playing for Hungerford Town at Tooting, half our team caught on M4 behind a car crash. Had 6 players who made it on time. Ref told us as soon as we had 7 we’d kick off. As players arrived we hid in the toilet so the ref wouldn’t see. Managed to start game with 11!

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@tSHandJ Didi Hamman suggested Sophie’s fantasy team has lost its spark. How does she respond?

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@tSHandJ i once stalked Thom Yorke around sainsburys in Oxford. He likes a KitKat

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@Kevin35416759 Haven’t seen one ball into the CF feet and play off him. Haven’t seen one ball played early in behind before teams can get behind the ball, or a ball slipped down the side of a CB for a mid running beyond the forward. But what do i know?

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@Kevin35416759 It’s obvious Kev. Build slowly from the back, get the ball wide to our fullbacks in the final third, turn and play backwards, switch it slowly to the other fullback, keep doing this until we can give it away and get countered.

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@AndyfromNewHamp Um...are you even in the ring?

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@wbex1314 @drewholling13 @Kevin35416759 @DeBodene @NeilSpyBarnett Yep but i don’t think we can find a way to win

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@AndyfromNewHamp Andy I think this has to be my favourite of all yours. Beautiful mate!

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@ThebestPML Bucks Fizz of course! ‘Making’ yer mind up’ was an absolute classic tune!

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@GazBFrance All good thanks mate. Another (supposedly) short lockdown. First snow of the season yesterday after a balmy mid 60s on Friday - Michigan weather! 😜🤣 All the best!

[Steve Cook @Blueboydetroit]

@bsvince @PlexSystems All the best for the next step Barry! Hope life in the Netherlands is going well

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@bonfantimike It’s a heatwave here in MI Mike! Just walked the dogs in a tee shirt 😁

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@Yael_Averbuch Ah Yael, it used to be https://t.co/xJQcl3alXN although she wasn’t on the internet, but on the other end of the phone 😆 #justaskgloria

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@Kevin35416759 Not sure if it gets the best out of Havertz though

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@Kevin35416759 Thought we looked much more solid today.

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@Yael_Averbuch @oeste ‘You missed a bit....’

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@Yael_Averbuch @oeste Does she stand over you when you’re doing the washing up Aaron? 😆