Blue_don

Football fan

[FPL Raptor (Ross) @FPL__Raptor]

My triple captain 😮‍💨

[McB @McB72706194]

Why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy resin type crap that you can't wash down the drain?

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

even on your worst days, your body is still rooting for you.

[E @Ellis_]

This guy chats so much shit Chelsea are literally a bigger club than City lmfao.

His dream was to play for Real Madrid and they write a whole statement saying they didn’t want him.

[Salman @salmaniho]

في يوم اعتزاله دوليا ما اخترت صورته وهو شايل كأس العالم ولا احتفاله بفوزه بالكوبا امريكا ولا ارقامه الدولية القياسية

اخترت هذا المقطع اللي مافيه اي بطولة او رقم يقدر يعبر عن مكانه اللاعب عند شعبه وبلده

ميسي ماكان مجرد لاعب دولي بل بطل قومي قادهم للمجد

[Messias @Messias30_]

Toda una infancia.

Toda una adolescencia.

Y toda una adultez.

En fin, toda una vida disfrutando tu fútbol.

[Out Of Context Barça @ContextfreeFCB_]

The real debate

Messi vs Messi

[Kuba🍂 @Kuba9tCFC]

A quick reminder palmer scored 4goals in 41mins.

[🇨🇦 #FOMO @ranzafc]

‘Not handball because it’s an own goal’ might be the dumbest rule ever

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

sometimes you can just feel a shift coming at a football club and that’s what Chelsea feels like currently

[VIK🇵🇹 @ludgardwontmix]

Accurate 🐐

[J7 @lfcJ7_]

arteta’s breath must be KWENGING

[ChelseaArchiveX @ChelseaArchiveX]

No moment has given Chelsea fans more goosebumps under Clearlake than this.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

No 007 for Morgan Rogers
No 007 for Danny Welbeck

These mfs don’t do 007 😭😭

[MadMontana @MadMontana]

We’ve literally got rid of nearly all the deadwood & even bought a goalkeeper

Xabi fucking Alonso

[Blue_don @Bluedon23]

@CFCDaily @NizaarKinsella As they should!

[lynk @lynk0x]

He's still living inside you - Do it for him.

[Anastasia @demystifysci]

this is probably why we can't find any cities from before the last ice age

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.