Queen of Harpies

Pretty Sailor Solider, Dizzy Princess, Poet

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@DJDR4G0N Dragon are u alive? I heard u died. I was all teary.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Ok I will admit it I find Guy Fieri sexually attractive. I do want him to take me to Flavour town.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

#insidersnetflix anyone watching? Super intense

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@taskmaster @Channel4 Why aren't episodes up on YouTube?! How will I ever laugh again!

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@AlexHorne Why aren't your full episodes up on YouTube!

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Did you know that even though 89% of childcare staff are women the gender pay gap for preschool and early childhood education is more than twice the national average (Walquist, 2017)@fordnation @StephenLecce #ChildcareMatters #Essential

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Just a reminder that childcare is still open...if it is an essential service you better being putting more time and effort into it.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Hopefully Neighborhood Children Enjoy 2004 Coding Textbook Man Added To Lending Library https://t.co/5gsqSYF84K

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

I really am tired of hearing about Trump. Please go away.

[National Post @nationalpost]

Conrad Black: Trump may lose, but he's not defeated … despite the media's efforts https://t.co/X7xuNm0VmX

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@joelycett just want to hang out and strut in second hand fur coats.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@amandafreitag Does Ted try the food?

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Ugh im almost ready for a man break. He informs me that he has a high IQ after i called him out for mansplaining. Says he is used to explain things out to the lay people. My IQ is fuck off.

[no name @nonamebrands]

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[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

@sichlip Same

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

I put contacts in my phone by identifying features for example Michael who talks too much about himself. I have the option to txt him but also a reminder.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Damn it. Got cock blocked.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Do not type every sexual thought that crosses your brain...makes high pitch squeal...and shouts into fan

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Had my tarot cards read apparently in 7 to 8 weeks im going to meet a bear of a man from the south. Dm me if you are a bear from the south and also an earth sign.

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Well, i still haven't been abducted by aliens

[Queen of Harpies @BluejayPoet]

Who knew?

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Sperm cells are wobblier and wonkier than we ever imagined. https://t.co/DwjXED12nG