#FuckNewsTime

The most stupid source of stupid news on @ohiou's campus, made possible by stupid @AVWProductions.

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It's 7:42 pm and NewsTime still sucks, go figure.

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At least NewsTime didn't win #StopNewsTime2K15

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Ugh, Newstime is here, there goes the professionalism of Student Senate #StopNewstime2K15

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news is dumb anyway

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@EvanSwingle's Mom will not be here for #OUMomsWeekend2015 because shes ashamed of @AVWNewstime

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"I asked when we were going to do satire and no one knew what I was talking about." #StopNewstime2015

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"I was then coerced into a sado-masichist dungeon where Evan made me watch all 7 seasons of Newstime. It was unBAREable." #StopNewstime2015

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"It wouldnt have been such a big issue if any of their jokes were funny" #StopNewstime2015

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"I asked to write some jokes about the SS elections, but they were doing BARE puns exclusively"

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The following tweets are from an interview i did with a disgruntled former Newstime writer. #StopNewstime2015

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Every time @AVWNewstime tweets a child loses his favorite toy in that hard to reach spot behind the couch. #StopNewstime2015

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Tweet all you want @AVWNewstime, but youre not going to make a difference. #FuckNewstime

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Newstime is the Fox News of satire. #FuckNewstime

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@AvwNewstime reported my account and tried to get it removed. Real classy guys. #Hypocrisy #FuckNewstime

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"Eat my ass" @AvwNewstime's producer Evan Swingle when asked about political relativism on campus. #FuckNewstime

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The best @AVWNewstime can do is hurl insult at candidates like a Howler Monkey hurls its fecal matter #FuckZooTime #ButReally #FuckNewstime

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Newstime writers meeting are held weekly at the Smiling Skull because who cares. #FuckNewstime

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If you would like to watch irrelevant garbage filmed on potatoes then check out @AVWNewstime's YouTube channel: https://t.co/Uv22fRaNnP

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#FuckNewstime https://t.co/X7WxtGWKDn

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.@AVWNewstime’s infamous Senate parody Twitter accounts have been taken down. http://t.co/chzBSihL71

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The more RT this gets the more Newstime sucks! #FuckNewstime