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god didn’t give me a penis because he didn’t want me to have any fun

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@RANK10YGO one time i got a verification text 3 hours after id tried to log in, id given up by then

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@GraceRoe5142 @atseawithari hey, serv safe certified here! for hot foods you have 2 hrs to cool it down to 75F and then an additional 2hrs to cool it down from 75 to 41F. then it can be placed in the fridge. this prevents food from sitting in the temperature danger zone for too long and growing bacteria

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@FurKommunistin @SaltPretzels427

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@queenathenah i stopped using apps because my birth control regulated my period

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@drunkwaifu69 @RealPostFolder my brother once took his foot off the break and rolled into a box truck at like 5mph. it ended up totaling the family van.

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maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

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@Purrl471 i live in new england, i said yall to a table at my restaurant the other day. they asked if i was from the south. ive lived in my state my entire life.

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@thedigitaldash_ we still exist k swear! we just have a much smaller radius than doordashers do so they get anything out of range

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@autumnsunflowrs the entire time i was waiting for a picture of a cat with an attitude. girl im so sorry :(

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@sorrowcalzz i found out in my global studies class and we completely stopped what we were doing and talked about what the queens death would mean for britain and how it would effect global politics

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@thechosenberg a simple “hey you’re done with college, can we use some of the money we put away, but didn’t use for your stuff for your sister?” would suffice. it’s really up to the older girl

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@thedimitri i did this with an older guy i was seeing when u was 18. his response? “you were a child, i don’t want to see that” that’s what i expect from any man

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@pblaylock78 @SilentSt0rmX @ThrillaRilla369 i take my servsafe cert test on friday, it’s recommended to cool to at least 70° or below before refrigeration

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@ThrillaRilla369 True, it should be at or below 70°F after 2hours and at or below 41°F after an additional 4 hours

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@cessonmute we’re all well aware that the buttons for the oven are usually on the TOP in the BACK far FAR away from where a three year old could reach. right?

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@FlossCarmeli today an elderly driver yeilded to ME when THEY were in a roundabout… 😬

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I love my brother but I don’t agree with this

Puerto Ricans are Americans & I’m happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the talent that comes from the island

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@NABurkinshaw i can see how this is spun:he shouldn’t be grabbing her, and she shouldn’t be hitting him. however, she wouldn’t have hit him if he didn’t grab her so fault should fall mostly if not solely on him.

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@TheSalonDon yeah but my air fryer doesn’t take 15 minutes to get to 400°F before i can put food in

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@not_active06 chocolate milk!