Mama Speaks Sarcasm

Would it be bad to have wine at lunch?

[Rubén Pueyo @Aqui_mi_casa]

Estoy esperando a mis hijos a la salida del colegio. Una niña empieza a repartir invitaciones para su cumpleaños entre varios compañeros. Uno de los niños se acerca sonriendo y pregunta: “¿Y la mía?”. La madre de la niña se agacha y le dice con mucha calma: “Tú no estás invitado”. Se hizo un silencio bastante incómodo. Otra madre intervino: “Hombre, pobre niño, tampoco hace falta hacerle esto delante de todos”. Entonces ella respondió...

[Rubén Pueyo @Aqui_mi_casa]

“Lleva meses insultando a mi hija, escondiéndole cosas y consiguiendo que vuelva a casa llorando. No voy a obligarla a celebrar su cumpleaños con alguien a quien tiene miedo solo para que nosotros quedemos como buenos padres”.

Nadie respondió.

El niño bajó la mirada y se fue con su padre. La niña siguió repartiendo invitaciones.

La escena me dejó bastante tocado porque durante unos segundos yo también había pensado que aquella madre estaba siendo cruel.

Hasta que conocí la otra mitad.

A los niños les enseñamos que deben compartir, perdonar, incluir y ser buenos con todo el mundo.

Pero quizá también deberíamos enseñarles algo más incómodo:

Que ser buena persona no significa darle acceso a tu vida a quien te hace daño.

Y que poner un límite puede hacer llorar a alguien sin convertirte automáticamente en el malo de la historia.

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

@Zara_588 16

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Me. It’s me.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Some mom, somewhere is avoiding laundry right now.

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

If you ever wondered what married life is like, I just helped my husband pluck the “old man hairs” out of his ears. #romance #MarriedLife #gettingold

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

Telling hubs about my day and it was so fascinating he started snoring to cheer me on #sahm #nothingtoseehere

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Every day 🙄

[MyMomologue @MyMomologue]

What's it called when your child wakes up at 4am for no apparent reason and absolutely refuses to go back to sleep?
Oh, right, Hell.
It's called Hell.

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

Reached the level of parenting where I know my dad wasn't kidding when he answered my "Where are we going?" with "Crazy. Wanna go with me?"

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

@SleepyMomma_ I give my son applesauce and it helps... just try foods with plenty of fiber

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

Retweeted at 4 am... smh https://t.co/JVgNVnh8Fl

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I type lol and my phone suggests this 😂... Nope, I'm not awake enough for that

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

I texted my husband that the toddler was asleep, so, of course, he immediately woke up.

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1 just yelled at me and threw his sippy cup because it was empty... There goes my mother of the year award

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

Good afternoon and welcome to Fussy Friday! I'll have a bottle of wine with that please.

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

Hubs to 1: why are you climbing on my head?
Me: welcome to my world

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People whose toddlers fall asleep playing, is there a way to encourage this behavior?

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No, child, I do not want the slimy goldfish you just pulled out of your mouth #ThankYouVeryMuch

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The cool girl I used to be just rolled over in her grave as I chased a toddler to wipe his snotty nose

[Mama Speaks Sarcasm @BlueyedMama29]

Walked out of the room and came back to 1 covered in (cold) coffee... It has begun.