Had a dream about Conan O'Brien last night.
He was sitting politely at a talk show desk in front of a small crowd.
I was recording with my phone and he said "You can only record if you thumbs up in front of the camera that you consent to whatever I say."
Something like this:
Self-insert "many years later" AU where I go to a thrift store, and a desperate dumbass low battery toy starts whispering to me to steal him from the sorting warehouse area in the back.
I think I'm going insane. #smartypants#toystory5
A sketched commission for @MinkMishka of her adorable Human!#toystory5 au!!
Chelsea is the new landscaper, and her Scott just can't help himself 💖 #smartypants
Oh my god, I got a surprise gift from my friend when I showed them what I looked like 🥺 I cried, they draw so cute!!! 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹
Their user is 인집 @/apC9ZkZ9HGOxsXx and they are so lovely!!! ;o; 💙💙💙
Poor poor Scott. He was making breakie while on discord call with his friends when he read the news and his socials. The whole group grieved over Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.
#Smartypants#digitalart#Toystory5 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ
She was an angel on earth. And she would want us to keep that love flowing, even when the people we hold close pass on...
We need that now more than ever after today.
Take care of yourselves y'all. I love you.
like that. What I'm trying to say is that after being abused, becoming a presence that people can approach for comfort and solace means everything to me. Even if I can only provide so much.
And that's because of folks like Dolly, and friends that saved me when I was at my lowest
I caretake for special needs adults. I'm a middle school art teacher. I've housed friends escaping from abusive homes and got my first aid certification to be better equipped.
The last thing I want is for this to come off as "look at how good I am", because I don't want to sound
Dolly taught me to have a good heart, even when my family refused to show me what having a good heart looks like.
They raised me on hatred and heartache.
Now my nickname has been "Grandma" for years because I did my darndest to show kindness and empathy out of spite.
Still tender today.
Dressed in my biggest push up bra, satin slip, and housecoat for Miss Dolly 💝
Along with this, the perfume I've been saving for my wedding day next year. Today seemed like a good day to wear it, even if I'm not going out. It smells like home.
@MinkMishka It feels like kicking us while we're down.
Cosmic things tend to come in 3s, so maybe they'll get the right evil 80 year old this time to make up for it ;_; 🤞
A gal can dream