Bluff Daddy

the cunning linguist of sarcasm

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@_Boomhauer I get hating Lenore and being annoyed by Enrique, but Principal Moss? Dude just wants to get through his work day without being hassled.

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@HawkEmDownChris Rockies

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@IGN If anyone took them up on this, it wouldn't even be for cash - it'd be for an egift card.

Thanks for the offer, but even though it's $370 more than what GameStop is offering, not fucking happening.

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@Variety If you don't put Coach
back on the air, I will
be very upset. The
skillful acting of
Craig T. Nelson will
be missed a lot.

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@HawkEmDownChris JJ

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@TheErrantWolf @DMAC_LA And with no limit to how much the Dodgers can spend, Friedman is free to exploit systems like the one he built all he wants.

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@BallParkBuzz I'm guessing the players care about the fans? Yeah they showed us how much they care in 1994.

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@KSan97 @DSzymborski "Mr. Sherman and Mr. Nutting, please invest in your teams."

This is the only "guardrail" anybody has any interest in placing.

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@E_Wonder85 @RuthlessAggresr I refuse to dignify that murderer by using his name.

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@KSan97 @DSzymborski If they had any interest in fixing the revenue sharing, they would have done so by now. Marlins ownership has been abusing it since Jeffrey Loria owned the team.

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@GomesDaLegend Wait, hang on a minute, I know this won:

big market shills think that if they pimp ratings enough, those teams will send them a cut of the ad revenue

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@rocco_botte Those are the mini dipping burritos

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@punkcartoons @RuthlessAggresr Maybe Vince farted in the limo. I mean it was obviously flammable.

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@hawkmania4 Sure, no team has been able to beat us by more than a field goal and those games would've been winnable without the turnovers, but clearly it's time to punt the season!

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@weltszzn chicken tetraZzini

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@emilymaeheller @jareddiamond @JacobFeldman4 @MLBONFOX @SInow @MLB @MLBNetwork @Sportico So it's settled:

Brewers fans just gotta wait another five years for another threat of a Salary Cap and the Dodgers to throw another postseason

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@IGN Everybody losing their shit about an $1800 Xbox has yet to come to the truly ridiculous conclusion that the $1800 model is just the base model and is overlooking the $2500 8K pro model.