Joel Turner

Once stung on the face by a scorpion. After a few hours of unimaginable pain, it died. No bullshit

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@tsf_podcast @PhilKitro @sidlowe "No Sid, I do not care about Oviedo missing a penalty!"

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@KellySomers @FPLFamily A proper City fan clearly 😉

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@jeskeets @ShamsCharania Jaylen Brown, Hami Diallo

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@guardian_sport @kenog22 as flukey as you on the 12th at kilton

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@LeeRoden89 It's just because they don't have anyone as dishy as Puyol modelling it.

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@sidlowe The second is one of my favourite goals. Keeper pretty much sat down, over half the goal to roll in to, and he still sticks it right in the top corner

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@riksharma_ But can he throw a good birthday party?

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@tsf_podcast #copadelreyisboringanduncompetitive

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@laura_woodsy Where's that left leg off to? 💃

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@archiert1 Glad to hear this Archie, look forward to hearing your updates from the Kebab shop!

[Martin @NewAgeBoxingUK]

Thread:

I recently enquired to a football team, bit of 5-a-side fun. What I got in response is biblical.

A 14 page club guide. One four. For a 5-a-side team. Within it it absolute footballing gold, the highlights of which I am now going to share with you.....

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@maxrushden Proper football man's injury

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@jmemc55 @kenog22

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@vardy7 @kenog22

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@FootballJOE I think the bigger issue here is who takes their shirt off like that???

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @Stillberto @larssivertsen What did Lars have for his tea?

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@PhilKitro @tsf_podcast @Patreon @TheFBAs Great stuff. Although what we all want is some Kitro rapping! A season summary expressed through the medium of Greek hip hop!???

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@sidlowe Cazorla will only be playing in one though

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@LukeBatty1 If you can't spell allowed you shouldn't be aloud a twitter account ❤️

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@stonecold2050 He looks like the every military General on a TV show who's advice is to blow places up