Russ

Watches things. Reads things. Writes things. Rages against the arrogance of initialisations. Likes biscuits.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

@FringeGuru Which venue is it?

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@TicketmasterCS Hi guys. Just checking, how does the Fan Guarantee refund within 24 hours of purchase work if the online chat isn't available and there's no phone number?

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

Dear comedy promoters,

If I can't see the town and venue your show is in by looking at the post/poster, I'm not coming.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

@theblacksparrow They ate it cold! Savages.

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Really hope people are just floating stuff over North America purely to see the airforce get all excited and shoot it down.

Like dangling a piece of string over a kitten.

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I am utterly flabbergasted.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak admits that he has used private healthcare. He says he’s now registered with an NHS GP (doesn’t say since when).

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

"No. 7 - what's your name?"

"Yogi bear!"

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Imagine the embarrassment of the ref having to run round at kick-off booking everyone.

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Each player running away, knees up, Benny Hill style, refusing to look at the card.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

You can find me on Instagram, but I wouldn't recommend it.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

So, it turns out all any of us needed to do to be centre of attention was spend $44 billion on something everyone said they hated and then threaten to take it away from them.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

Excited to see the post-Twitter escalation of people in parks, shouting at ducks.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

Day: Normal Thursday

Journey: Manchester to London

Public Transport services cancelled / disrupted: Tram, train, tube

Time to be alive: What a

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Dear everyone,

He's not going to charge you for your tick.

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

Been scrolling through Twitter for six minutes and think I know all the new Taylor Swift lyrics now.

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Don't know if everyone remembers, what with it being literally weeks ago, but Boris Johnson lied quite a lot.

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Know something i dont, @googledocs?

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@FayeTreacy @B_Labyrinth Just checking to avoid a terrible running up and down hills situation. Is the early show on Saturday still 12:50?

[Russ @BlunderRuss]

I wrote a weird little story. They put it in a book of weird little stories. Then they published it. First time that's happened I'm 43¾. It feels nice.

That is TOO Wrong! An anthology of Offbeat Horror: Vol II https://t.co/Qolw2ZIJpz

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Thinking of Ian Broudie's royalties at this difficult time. #Eurofinal