pete

Cheese Grand Master. Llapsed Welshman. Morris Minor Van owner. Retired firefighter CS:GO addict. Dealing with cancer and the effects of radiotherapy.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

I wrote my novel ‘Spitting Feathers ‘ under a nom nom nom de plume.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@WCountryVoices What's the betting he gets a job in the arms trade?

[pete @BluntOMFG]

Do they look forward to 'lights out' on the lung transplant ward?

[Bin Jam @BinJam7]

#fourinabed

off to The Redan 😍😍

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

To the people watching Trump and Tucker Carlson — this is the piece of shit you're giving your precious time to:

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@SzMarsupial I understood that it was a saying from the days of flintlock guns, when the flint ignites the priming charge 'in the pan' and that fails to ignite the gunpowder in the barrel and the gun doesn't fire.

[Jerry Hicks @JerryHicksUnite]

Retweet if you want Tory peer Michelle Mone arrested

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tucker covering the JFK assassination with some AI assistance

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.

A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?

Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@HugoTV @ESLCS Casters on castors, I like it!

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@BanKsEsports He's just a kid ;)

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@stalinsear There should be a really hefty license fee (>£1000) for un-neutered dogs, dropping to zero fee if the dog is neutered and chipped.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@mikegalsworthy You spelt asylum incorrectly

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@IamHappyToast @STVColin That's brilliant!
I'd like to see him being repeatedly jabbed in the face by a stick with dog shit on it.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@OptaJoe #AskOptaJoe How often does a long goal kick result in possession for the opposition?
Would really like to know.

[Stewart Lyman: Working to Heal the World @lymanbiopharma]

Parents: please give your girls AND boys the #HPVvaccine. Cancer prevention always beats cancer treatment, and this vaccine will help prevent six different types of cancer.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@Wheezy__T @OnFireAnders I see what you mean but for me it's Pavarotti every time:)

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@AVSchaffner What an ignorant thing to say. One doesn't "choose" to be an addicted to anything, choice just doesn't come into it.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

@kristeeq @joannaw67 @MichaelRosenYes @sloane_ed_ @therroneill My dad used to say "a wimwham off a cheesemill" to answer my incessant questions.

[pete @BluntOMFG]

Twick

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

Rename a product that might have been ruined by shrinkflation.

I'll go first:
Wagon Wheels >> Trolley Wheels