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Fan of the little boy from Rosario, Argentina.

[beastly @Bmadness_137]

I love this guy and this team to Death

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@AndrewCurran_ Lowkey banger deal ngl

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

The sun will explode before full IPv6 adoption

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@ShamsCharania Another superteam

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@advsanjoy Ek aadhe ko toh goli padni banti hai

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@BenjDicken @vitessio exists

[prth @paaarth319]

bhai resign kardo ye din bhar hate reels like karte karte mera screentime tum dallo ke wajah se itna zyada badh gaya hai

[DRIZZI @Ragnar_AY]

It's like watching someone watching the mona lisa being painted

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

First time in my bloodline seeing a protest where there’s a cigarette bhandara, and after running out of stock, they’re asking for donations to buy more cigarettes.

[enthucutlet @der_kamfer72]

JP Nadda se sabki baat karwa rahe hai, JP Nadda se khud BJP ma koi baat nhi karta

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

Reading the company’s Q2 earnings report as an intern that leaves in 2 weeks

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

In a better world, journalists would unrelentingly ask the Home Minister why the Delhi Police is using blindness-causing pellet guns and brutally attacking students.

Here, they compliment him on his attire, and keep the tough questions for the opposition.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

@narendramodi Internet bandh kiya hua hai jantar mantar ka, wo log kaise dekhenge sir.

[soham @wtfsoham]

Lmao

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Resignation letter written by AI, leaked by NTA.

———

Dear Prime Minister,

I hereby resign as Education Minister. Under my leadership, we successfully transformed competitive exams into competitive treasure hunts, where the question paper often reached students before the exam hall did. We proved that merit is temporary, but leaks are permanent. Since millions of students have already been tested beyond the syllabus—in patience, anxiety, and disbelief—I feel my work here is complete. I step down with the hope that the next examination to remain leak-proof is my resignation letter.

Yours faithfully,
Dramendra Pradhan

[beastly @Bmadness_137]

@sagarcasm

[Dhravya Shah @DhravyaShah]

Not enough people think about exponential decay. And it's happening to the entire industry right now.

If your code is 90% "good" every day,
in 30 days,
it will be 4.23% "good"

[Dillon Mulroy @dillon_mulroy]

i bet dropping an unused index feels so good for a database

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

shayad attention span kam hai, videos ke beech main adrak hoon type ki reel chala do shayad inka man laga rahe

[beastly @Bmadness_137]

@AdityaRajKaul @ndtv Bhen ka lund pagal

[bigote @Exbigote_]

Le dieron el balón de oro del mundial a un tipo que perdió hasta en lo único que hizo