I think about the complete stranger who said “hey buddy there’s a weight limit on this thing” to Dod when we were getting in the elevator to leave my apartment a couple months ago like every 3-4 days. Wonder what he’s up to
Listen, I’m cool with people having secret pets like ohhh the lease says you’re not allowed? Cool, I’ll keep your secret no problem. Usually it’s a cat or a dog but someone on my floor has a baby goat and I can faintly hear it screaming every time I’m about to leave my place.