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[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

today my daughter’s preschool teacher told me she was going to separate my kid and her bff because “they’re codependent and fall apart without each other.” like ok thanks mrs smith, where were you when I was dating in my twenties

[Stephen Storey @StephenStorey]

This coulda been you Will

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

Chef Gordon Ramsay once said "This squid is so raw i can still hear it telling spongebob to FUCK OFF!!"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Im at my niece’s graduation and she’s going to 5th grade. The principle mentioned that she can’t wait to see the kids at their high school graduation in 2031 and me and the lady sitting next to me said “damn” at the same time lmaooo

[B mariama @Bmariama1]

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